Eugene quotes from Hey Arnold! ... TV Quotes Database

EEugene

[Sounding happy] Hey, look, it's a cute little bear! And he's got my sleeping bag!

[Arnold and Eugene enter the boy's restroom while Eugene carries Henry's goldfish bowl with Henry's deceased body floating on top of the water]

You've gotta do it, Eugene, it's time.

EEugene

[depressingly] Goodbye, Henry.

[Eugene is about to flush Henry's deceased body down the toilet, but he refuses to do it]

EEugene

[tearfully] Oh, I can't do it, Arnold, [he sobs a bit] I've had Henry ever since he was a little baby goldfish.

I'll flush it for you, here.

EEugene

Wait!

I'll show them. I'm me the most mountain, nature-loving girl the Aptidute has ever seen. [Whacks a pine cone with a stick]

EEugene

5, 6, 7, 8, and— [Gets hit with the pine cone]

[After hearing Phoebe's explanation of a geek] Bite the head off a chicken?!

EEugene

But that's totally unfair! None of us bite off chicken heads... well, except for Curly.

Yeah! And that was just the one time!

[Eugene has come in second.]

But we didn't win.

EEugene

But I didn't crash!

But we didn't win.

Eugene quotes from Hey Arnold!