[Knocks the door #5 and looks down at Ernie] Ernie, how's your demolitions business?
What do you want, Kokoschka?
What makes you think I want something? It hurts me when you say things like that.
Okay, then. Um... what is it?
Well, I just came to tell you, to tell you that I love you, buddy. Come on, give us for a hug!
That's nice, Oskar. I like you too. And, uh, a brotherly, sort of way.
Well, that's all I wanted to say.
Sorry, Oskar, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Well, you should be more careful next time, before you go around judging people. Oh, by the way, can I borrow fifty bucks?
You're a bum, Kokoschka! A lousy bum! You'll never change.
Yeah. So how about the fifty? [Ernie slams the door at Oskar, and Oskar sadly walks away to the next door and then he knocks the door #3] Mr. Hyuhn! How's my fellow immigrant good buddy? Uh, how's it going?
HMr. Hyuhn
You're not get any money from me! You're not good, Oskar! No good at all! [Slams the door at Oskar and makes him walk away]
[Arnold's Grandpa opens the door] Grandpa! [Arnold's Grandpa slams the door at him. And walks away] And I guess there's only one thing to do.
I told ya, that Kokoscha is a Class-A bum. A Class-A bum!
HMr. Hyuhn
He just no good!
I'm telling ya, Hyuhn, that bum would never work as a single day in his life.
You wanna go watch grandma vacuum?
HMr. Hyuhn
Yes, okay. [They walks through the door and shuts it]
Mr. Kokoschka? [Oskar's groaning] You didn't. Did you deliver the newspapers?
Yeah, you bet I did, Arnold, I showed you I can do a job, okay?
That's great, Mr.Kokoschka!
Maybe for you, but it almost killed me. Look, the tiny dog bit in my pants.
What's going on, Kokoschka you bum? What are you up to?
Doing his job, Mr. Pottz.
HMr. Hyuhn
I don't believe it.
Quit kiddin' around. [Fans at Oskar]
You can't believe it, it's true... you don't think I can do a job, well I just did it. So take that to the bank, okay?
HMr. Hyuhn
It's a miracle!
I never thought I'd see today!
I worked two whole hours and I'm exhausted, but I did it.
We're proud of you, Mr. Kokoschka.
Yeah sure, I bet you can't do it again tomorrow.
Oh yeah? Well, I show you! I'll do it tomorrow and maybe the next day.
I'll bet you ten bucks you don't, Kokoschka.
Make it twenty, put your money where your mouth is.
What do you mean twenty-one? Why don't we make it a hundred?
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