Rhonda quotes from Hey Arnold!

Rhonda

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh?

Rhonda

No way, Helga, uh-uh! Nadine belongs to me! She's my sidekick, so hands off!

Rhonda

Oh, why, why, why does this have to be me? Why couldn't someone else have borrowed their Mother's mink jacket and be in this disgusting situation? I mean, could he be any grosser? But then again, if I don't go through with this, everyone may hate me because I broke the Little Freak's heart. Time to buck up, Rhonda! After all, aside from that one highly nauseating kiss, this really isn't going so badly. Perhaps by the end of the day, you might even be back on top. All you got to do is stick to the plan, then, find a way to dump the Little Troll.

Rhonda

Did you hear something?

Harold

The horror, the horror!

Helga

[to Harold] Come back here, you big chicken! [Girls laugh evilly at Harold.]

Harold

I don't want to go into the Tunnel of Love with you Rhonda!

Rhonda

Oh I know you like me Harold! [as she grabs him in the ride and as they head off into the Tunnel of Love]

Harold

I do not! HELP! LET ME GO! LET ME GOOOOOOO!

Helga

[about Lila] Well, everything's back to normal.

Rhonda

She's Little Miss Perfect again.

Phoebe

She's funny and smart, and pretty and popular.

Helga

And you know what the worst part is? I like her.

Yeah, me too.

I'm telling you, Rhonda, I really don't know anything about fashion.

Rhonda

[reading fashion magazine] Hmmm. Okay, tell me this: do red and orange go together?

Uhhh...

Rhonda

Of course not. You know that, and I know that. But try to tell that to Nadine — she doesn't listen.

[on the phone to Nadine] Hang on, I've got another call.

Rhonda

I knew it. You're talking to her, aren't you, Arnold? What is she saying about me? I kept hearing this little click and I knew you were on the other line, to her, talking behind my back. Nadine was always jealous. She's jealous, isn't she, Arnold?

Rhonda, just accept it. You can't have contacts yet.

Rhonda

But, Mom?

But we can't both be upset at the same time! Hello, this is Brooke calling for Buckley, it's a family emergency. They're crooked, why are all these frames crooked? every single 1?

Rhonda

Mother, what if my ears are crooked?

Oh, bite your tongue, you wretched girl, Buckley dear, we got some truly dreadful news today, I'm still really, our perfect little Rhonda needs glasses. Take them off, Rhonda, you're upsetting me.

Rhonda

I wanna talk to Daddy. [in tears] I hate my life, Daddy, why does everything happen to me? I'm so unlucky!

Do you think it's true?

Rhonda

Of course it's true, it's written on the wall: Arnold Loves Lila.

Harold

Come on, Rhonda, you know you like me!

Rhonda

[nervously] Where in the world would you get a ridiculous idea like that?

Harold

Remember that time at the Cheese Festival, when you jumped...

Rhonda

[claps a hand over Harold's mouth] I thought I told you never to mention that night ever again.

Rhonda

What did you do, Harold?!

Harold

Nothing.

Rhonda

Harold, this is not our egg. This — I don't even know what this is. What did you do with Courtney?

Harold

Uh, I, Uh... Oh! I was hungry!

Rhonda

You...ate...our...baby?

Rhonda

Okay, Curly, I admit it. I'm your secret admirer. And the truth is, no matter how hard I try and fight it, [reading off her hand] I'm really, really wild about you. In fact, I've fallen crazy in love. So what do you say? How does that make you feel?

Curly

[dips Rhonda] Give Daddy some sugar. [Kisses Rhonda]

Rhonda

So my father said, "Cost is no object, and you'll find a scarf when we go to Aspen anyway." And he bought me the most expensive one, right on the spot.

Gosh, this scarf feels soft as a lop-eared bunny rabbit.

Rhonda

It means weird, and that's a major understatement. I mean, the boy's wearing pajamas for heaven's sake.

Harold

And look, there have little bears on them!

Boy howdy, talk about embarrassing!