Dr. Bliss quotes from Hey Arnold!

Principal Wartz, I'm Dr. Bliss.

Thank you.

Principal Wartz

[nervously] What do you mean by that?

Nothing.

Helga

So, are you a real doctor? I mean, if I suddenly had a heart attack, would you be able to save me?

Well, there is a heart clinic upstairs, so this would actually be a very good place for you to have a heart attack.

How about we try a little word association? Now, I'm going to read off this list of words, and I want you to say the next word that comes to mind.

Helga

[to herself] Steady girl, you can do it. Do not say Arnold.

Love.

Helga

Hate.

Rocket.

Helga

Locket... pocket... Davey Crocket!

Football.

Helga

Head... ha... did I say head? I mean game. Football game.

Monday.

Helga

...Night Football. falls out of chair ...enough word association.

Good idea.

Helga

I guess I'm pretty sick, aren't I? I mean, I once made a likeness of Arnold's head out of wads of his used gum.

You're not sick. You feel your feelings very strongly. You're very creative. [Pauses] Did you say used gum?

Helga

So it's okay to be obsessed about him? You know, the shrines, the 3 AM vigils, the chanted spells?

As long as you're not hurting anyone it sounds like an okay way to express yourself.

Helga

So animal sacrifices are out?

Yes, I'm afraid so.