Ernie quotes from Hey Arnold!

Ernie

Ow! That baseball hit me right in the head!

Ernie

[reading his poem "Knocked Down"]

Ernie

[worried about the bet] Yeah out, as in two hundred clams right down the crapper!

Ernie

[overwhelmed at the end] It does kinda bring a tear to your eye.

Grandpa

That's just the onions.

[Knocks the door #5 and looks down at Ernie] Ernie, how's your demolitions business?

Ernie

What do you want, Kokoschka?

What makes you think I want something? It hurts me when you say things like that.

Ernie

Okay, then. Um... what is it?

Well, I just came to tell you, to tell you that I love you, buddy. Come on, give us for a hug!

Ernie

That's nice, Oskar. I like you too. And, uh, a brotherly, sort of way.

Well, that's all I wanted to say.

Ernie

Sorry, Oskar, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Well, you should be more careful next time, before you go around judging people. Oh, by the way, can I borrow fifty bucks?

Ernie

You're a bum, Kokoschka! A lousy bum! You'll never change.

Yeah. So how about the fifty? [Ernie slams the door at Oskar, and Oskar sadly walks away to the next door and then he knocks the door #3] Mr. Hyuhn! How's my fellow immigrant good buddy? Uh, how's it going?

You're not get any money from me! You're not good, Oskar! No good at all! [Slams the door at Oskar and makes him walk away]

[Arnold's Grandpa opens the door] Grandpa! [Arnold's Grandpa slams the door at him. And walks away] And I guess there's only one thing to do.

Ernie

I told ya, that Kokoscha is a Class-A bum. A Class-A bum!

He just no good!

Ernie

I'm telling ya, Hyuhn, that bum would never work as a single day in his life.

No!

Ernie

You wanna go watch grandma vacuum?

Yes, okay. [They walks through the door and shuts it]

Mr. Kokoschka? [Oskar's groaning] You didn't. Did you deliver the newspapers?

Yeah, you bet I did, Arnold, I showed you I can do a job, okay?

That's great, Mr.Kokoschka!

Maybe for you, but it almost killed me. Look, the tiny dog bit in my pants.

Ernie

What's going on, Kokoschka you bum? What are you up to?

Doing his job, Mr. Pottz.

I don't believe it.

Ernie

Quit kiddin' around. [Fans at Oskar]

You can't believe it, it's true... you don't think I can do a job, well I just did it. So take that to the bank, okay?

It's a miracle!

Ernie

I never thought I'd see today!

I worked two whole hours and I'm exhausted, but I did it.

We're proud of you, Mr. Kokoschka.

Ernie

Yeah sure, I bet you can't do it again tomorrow.

Oh yeah? Well, I show you! I'll do it tomorrow and maybe the next day.

Ernie

I'll bet you ten bucks you don't, Kokoschka.

Make it twenty, put your money where your mouth is.

Ernie

Twenty-one!

What do you mean twenty-one? Why don't we make it a hundred?

Ernie

One more comment, Hyunh, and I'll give you a knuckle sandwich, plenty with mustard!

Grandpa

I'll give you both a knuckle sandwich!

That's odd, I don't remember packing any sandwiches.

Ernie

Oh, good one, Hyunh!

Mr. Hyunh

You push me!

Ernie

Yeah! Well, Gramps stepped on my toe!

Grandpa

I did not! This is stepping on your toe! [steps on Ernie's foot]

Mr. Hyunh

Bluto, Bluto!

Ernie

Not Bluto, Pluto, you moron!

The thing is, I'm Dino Spumoni. The real Dino. Not an impersonator, not a simulation, not a ghost.

Ernie

Hey, Oskar, he's not dead! I want my two bucks back!