Harold quotes from Hey Arnold!

Harold

Look, I'm a whale. [drinks a sip of milk and spits it out through his nose]

Harold

[finding a jelly bean] Praise Thor the thunder god!

Harold

Who taught me how to play ball? Your looney grandma?

Harold

Don't shoot! I'm just a kid with a cat!

Harold

[to Arnold and Gerald] You call me Slim one more time, I'll knock your teeth off!

Harold

I love this contest! I love eating! Wait, I think I ate too fast. Oh, oh, my belly hurts. AAH! Mommy! Please, somebody help!

Harold

Well, I think girls are stupid and I think dancing stupid too, and if I ever had to dance with a girl I bet I'd drop dead.

Harold

Stop it ma, I'm not charming and I'm not handsome — I'm a big dumb ugly kid.

Harold

Stop it! You guys don't know what you're talking about. Her name's not Big Patty, she's Patty. And she's not clumsy and she's not dumb. Not only that, she's smart and she's nice and funny. I must be crazy to listen to you guys, why do I care what you think? The only thing that matters is what I think. And what I think is I like Patty! And if anybody's got a problem with that, I'll beat you up so bad it won't even be funny!

Harold

Geek party at Arnold's house!

Harold

[Pretending to be a hobo, he gets asked if he's seen Harold, Stinky, and Sid] No sir, and we don't know nothing about some police station!

Harold

We can't go to the authorities, we blew up the authorities!

Harold

Hey, Stoop Kid, are you gonna cry for your mommy? [laughs]

Hey, come back here, you fatboy!

Rhonda

Did you hear something?

Harold

The horror, the horror!

Helga

[to Harold] Come back here, you big chicken! [Girls laugh evilly at Harold.]

Harold

I don't want to go into the Tunnel of Love with you Rhonda!

Rhonda

Oh I know you like me Harold! [as she grabs him in the ride and as they head off into the Tunnel of Love]

Harold

I do not! HELP! LET ME GO! LET ME GOOOOOOO!