Mr. Green quotes from Hey Arnold!

Mr. Green

Hey, that looks like my ham!

Harold

[whimpers] Ham? What ham?

Mr. Green

Harold Berman, I can't believe my eyes. You stole my beautiful ham, and now it's ruined!

Harold

Aw, I was hungry! I was really, really hungry!

Mr. Green

That doesn't give you the right to steal from people! You understand that?

Harold

NO! Mommy!

Mr. Green

I'm going to have to call his momma.

Harold

Do you like being a butcher?

Mr. Green

Huh? Yeah. I've been doing it for a long time.

Harold

What's your favorite kind of meat?

Mr. Green

Don't you have sweeping to do?

Harold

What's the difference between a rump roast and a butt steak?

Mr. Green

Hey, I got work to do! Go sweep outside! Just two more days, and he's out of my hair.

Mr. Green

Harold, what in the name of Pete do you think you're doing?!

Harold

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Green. You caught me stealing that turkey red-handed, didn't you? Guess you have to punish me now and make me work in your shop again, huh?

Mr. Green

Oh, no. You are not fooling me, Harold Berman. I told you I don't want you to work in my shop anymore, and I meant it! Now go on, scram!

Uh, Mr. Green. I brought someone to help you.

Mr. Green

Oh, no. No, Harold. I already told you, you're in more trouble than you were. You couldn't possibly be any help.

Miriam

Uh, Mr. Blue.

Mr. Green

It's Green.

Miriam

Where are my briskets?

Mr. Green

I told you, we're out of briskets!