Harley Quinn quotes from Harley Quinn

Poison Ivy

Harley, what are you doing? Fuck! She is in no state to be messing with the space-time continuum. BRB.

Volcana

Her acronyms are so much cooler.

Poison Ivy

Hey, baby. Baby, look at me. You do not know how to operate a fucking time-sphere.

Harley Quinn

It's intuitive!

Poison Ivy

What?

Ugh! drama.

Mind the gap.

Poison Ivy

[Stepping out of time-sphere to see a war-ravaged Gotham street] Oh, cake dick.

Harley Quinn

Damn it.

Poison Ivy

What year did you take us to?

Harley Quinn

Hmm? Interesting. It may not be as intuitive as I thought, which is on the time-sphere.

Poison Ivy

What? Hey, Harley. Where are you going? We gotta get back to out time, okay?

Harley Quinn

Oh, what? Sorry. Do you have a hard-out?

Poison Ivy

No, I don't. I.. at least I... I don't think so. Let me check. You know what? There's no service. Fuckin' A. Argh! We shouldn't be here! This looks like a goddamn apocalypse!

Harley Quinn

Well, guess what? There's an apocalypse happening in my brain. The emotional chickens came home and they are roasting, Ivy!

Poison Ivy

Hey, shh! Let's not bring out whatever cursed beings...!

Harley Quinn

Cluck-cluck, Ivy. The chickens are fucking...! [militarized aerial drones approach and open fire on them]

Poison Ivy

Harley, get back to the time-sphere!

Superman

I always knew you were a hero.

Harley Quinn

I'm better than a hero. I'm Harley Fucking Quinn.

Batgirl

[Wheels up in the Cemetery, Interrupting Harley and Ivy making out] Wow, That is messed up.

Harley Quinn

Oh, Come on! My hands weren't even in her pants yet!

Batgirl

I was talking about the moon. [Points to moon]

Harley Quinn

Batgirl did it! We're in!

Superman

What... what are you doing?

Poison Ivy

Mowing down tech, oil and cosmetic pharmaceutical companies in the name of socially conscious evil!

Harley Quinn

Oh, I love the plan, very emotionally cool, obvs, but maybe first, let's evacuate the buildings, huh?

Poison Ivy

I mean, do we really have to, or...

Batgirl

[On phone] I just remotely pulled all the fire alarms in Gotham.

Harley Quinn

Okay, now you're just showing off! [To Poison Ivy] Who are we going to blow up first, hot stuff?

Poison Ivy

Let's rain fire on EWBC! [Harley squeals and slams button] Veronica Cale's company, boom! Talia Wayne's company, boom! That overpriced oyster place that isn't even good, boom!

Talia al Ghul

[Mark Zuckerberg's corpse lands on her window] What the zuck?! What the fuck?

[Clayman is gambling at the Luxor Las Vegas casino] Evacuate the building immediately!

[Looks at phone] Drats! Bankrupt again! Curse you, White Collar Wine! [Detonates casino explosives]

Batman

[Witnesses explosion from prison window] The world needs Batman again. [Snaps finger and prison butler hands him phone] Do it. Call Judge Chase. Tell him his stepdaughter got an internship at WayneTone Records.

I'll have you out by lunch.

Harley Quinn

I love when we're in sync like this.

Poison Ivy

Yeah, like back in '53, when Dizzy Gillepsie [makes trumpet playing gesture] horned it up with Charles Mingus.

Superman

Turn that thing off! You're going to break the moon!