Poison Ivy quotes from Harley Quinn

Poison Ivy

Holy fucking shit, Harls. You did it. I would not have seen that coming.

Poison Ivy

Did someone call for... kelp?

Poison Ivy

We didn't do it! We aren't responsible for the tree monsters! I secretly watch NASCAR! I take long showers! I think paper straws are stupid and get too soggy! I was excited for Jazz Fest! [Cries out in agony as the Lasso Of Truth glows] Fine! I was very excited for Jazz Fest!

Poison Ivy

You know what? You're really taking the romance out of it when you just call it "my plant control thing".

Poison Ivy

You know, I am trying to be less of a know-it-all, so I am just going to read a book. but I just can't, it's just killing me. I told you so! Okay, now I am going to read a book.

Poison Ivy

No, no, see, you don't get it. Selina's, like, she's so confident and cool. And somehow she just, like, draws you in by being aloof. You know, you just see her, and you're like, "Ah, I want to be like that". And then, you see her wearing overalls, and you're like, "Oh, maybe I want overalls". And then suddenly, you have a closet full of overalls that don't look good on you.

Poison Ivy

I'm going to give you a piece of advice about sex at 10,000 feet. Don't do it into the wind.

Poison Ivy

(to Kite Man's parents) You know what? Fuck you guys. Yeah, I said, fuck you. Because first of all, I am the one who messed up the goddamn reservation, okay. Chuck asked me several times not to forget, because for some reason he cares about you two. And then, he took the heat for it because he cares about me, and for some reason, what you two think about me. So, yeah! He's a kind, loving, supportive partner. And the only miracle here is that you two ghouls somehow raised him. And another thing, he's not lucky to have me, I'm lucky to have him! So, fuck off!

Poison Ivy

Uh, look, I know this isn't like a friend group so much as, like, a disparate collection of strange women I glommed on to during the most difficult stages of my life, so…

Poison Ivy

Chuck, I hate that I hurt you. You know, you deserve everything.

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Keep your eyes on the road! I love you, but Jesus...!

Poison Ivy

When Catwoman and I hooked up, I wanted more, even though it was so obvious that she didn't. So, I waited around, hoping that she'll change her mind and while I waited I was just wrapped around her little fingers. Anyway, after it finally ended, I felt so pathetic. I never wanted to think about it again, so when you brought it up I just got defensive and I said something I shouldn't. Harley, it wasn't even a real relationship and I know that, because when we got together, I knew I finally found what I've been pining for all those years. [tears up] Catwoman didn't mean a thing to me. But you... you Harley, you mean everything.

Poison Ivy

[After she had to sacrifice her life-long plan to save Harley's life] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Poison Ivy

Heroes deserve a day off. Even all those unvaccinated firefighters.

Poison Ivy

Fuck, we were gone a few days and Snyderverse people took over?