Volcana quotes from Harley Quinn

Volcana

This is literally the most flammable closet in all of Gotham. Hairspray, gunpowder, snacks made with highly-combustible ingredients. I'm lucky I didn't explode!

Poison Ivy

Obviously, guys, I've been owning the game, lately.

Fucking owning it, and all the haters along the way.

Poison Ivy

But we don't want to have owned it. We want to always be, present tense, owning it. Right?

Volcana

ABOI. Always be owning it.

Poison Ivy

No, no, no. That sounds like BO in the middle. Not everything needs to be a thing. Anyway, the Legion of Super-Heroes time-sphere is being moved to The Smithsonian at 3:00 p.m. And we are going to hijack it. [Legion of Doomettes cheer]

Sick! A time-sphere. I'm going to visit past atrocities and learn how to do them better.

I'd love to go back and tell my younger self that snake-eye contacts are more weird than intimidating.

Volcana

I can go back in time and do extra work without missing any work.

Poison Ivy

Okay, guys, we're not actually going to use the time-sphere. I just want it 'cause like, it's going to look really cute on my wall. Total power move.

Nora Freeze

Everyone, shut up! I have news! I'm starving! What are we doing for lunch?! Volcana, don't you dare; "you're fine with anything", again! I'd rather have a bad suggestion like all the one Tefé gives.

Hey!

Nora Freeze

Okay, screw you. I'm ordering gyros again. Oh, and they moved up the time-sphere transfer to, like, right now.

Poison Ivy

Oh, shit. We gotta go. [Poison, Tefé and Volcana run]

Wait. I'm not paying the delivery fee myself.

Harley Quinn

[Arrives to Poison Ivy attempting to hijack the time-sphere from a moving transport-truck] Listen, I need to talk to you.

Poison Ivy

Oh, man. People don't just show up at their partner's work like this.

Wonder Woman

Yeah, Harley. Imagine if the Supreme Court got Frenched on the bench.

Harley Quinn

I would not have come if it wasn't super important.

Poison Ivy

Can we just talk about this later?

Harley Quinn

I don't think we can.

Poison Ivy

Baby, are you trying to stop me from stealing the time-sphere?

Harley Quinn

Geez! There's a time-ball on this truck?!

Poison Ivy

Yes, I am a big deal super-villain! And sometime I steal time-spheres, okay?

Volcana

[Flying by] ABST. Always be stealing...

Poison Ivy

Enough with the fucking acronyms! Baby, I'm doing all this because I'm building something! So, when we're like, 60 years old and still hot, we can sip wine in our chateau and have plenty of time to talk.

Poison Ivy

Harley, what are you doing? Fuck! She is in no state to be messing with the space-time continuum. BRB.

Volcana

Her acronyms are so much cooler.

Poison Ivy

Hey, baby. Baby, look at me. You do not know how to operate a fucking time-sphere.

Harley Quinn

It's intuitive!

Poison Ivy

What?

Ugh! drama.

Mind the gap.

Poison Ivy

[Stepping out of time-sphere to see a war-ravaged Gotham street] Oh, cake dick.

Harley Quinn

Damn it.

Poison Ivy

What year did you take us to?

Harley Quinn

Hmm? Interesting. It may not be as intuitive as I thought, which is on the time-sphere.

Poison Ivy

What? Hey, Harley. Where are you going? We gotta get back to out time, okay?

Harley Quinn

Oh, what? Sorry. Do you have a hard-out?

Poison Ivy

No, I don't. I.. at least I... I don't think so. Let me check. You know what? There's no service. Fuckin' A. Argh! We shouldn't be here! This looks like a goddamn apocalypse!

Harley Quinn

Well, guess what? There's an apocalypse happening in my brain. The emotional chickens came home and they are roasting, Ivy!

Poison Ivy

Hey, shh! Let's not bring out whatever cursed beings...!

Harley Quinn

Cluck-cluck, Ivy. The chickens are fucking...! [militarized aerial drones approach and open fire on them]

Poison Ivy

Harley, get back to the time-sphere!

Nora Freeze

Can't you use your powers to explode us out of here?

Volcana

I'm famously known for fires, not explosions. It's a subtle but very important distinction.