King Shark quotes from Harley Quinn

King Shark

Sorry you didn't get that mack-in-a you were talkin' about—but at least that guy showed up outta nowhere to save us for no reason!

King Shark

I do not know how you can live with yourself.

King Shark

That was incredibly violent. I did not realize there was so much stuff inside a tree.

King Shark

Uh, I hate to be a downer, but we are completely and utterly screwed. Oh, I wore that well. Umm, maybe I don't hate being a downer. Ooh, maybe I shouldn't feel so much pressure to put a positive spin on things.

King Shark

People ask me who would win between a wolf and a shark. [Spits out a bone] It's a shark.

King Shark

Well, that was a surprisingly easy and delightful stroll across an apocalyptic wasteland.

King Shark

[about Dr. Psycho] You are a vile, pocket-sized man.

King Shark

I promised myself I'd never kill an old person. I'd let the American health system do that.

King Shark

There goes my New Year's resolution to not bite my nails or jump into any interdimensional portals.

King Shark

Are there other part of your argument besides being able to defecate wherever you want?

King Shark

Tabitha and I worked it out. We'll stay married publicly, but we're each allowed to have secret relationships. I mean, sure, we could probably get along and have a very milquetoast marriage, but I don't want that. I wanna be with someone who excites me. Where love isn't safe, the kind of love that doesn't have limits. I want a soulmate.

King Shark

[upon seeing the projection of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy having sex] Oh, this is gonna affect the crew dynamic in a messy and complicated manner.

King Shark

Wedding are a joyful occasion. You know, unless you're one of the bridesmaids.

Harley Quinn

All right, that's it, enough of this shit. We're killing Robin.

Poison Ivy

Harley! You can't kill him.

Harley Quinn

You don't think I can kill a 12 year old? Oh, okay. Well, I will smash in his face, WITH A BAT, LIKE A WATERMELON!

Poison Ivy

Oh, no, no, I believe you have the ability to kill him. What I'm saying is, if you do it, you validate what everyone's saying. That Robin's your nemesis.

King Shark

Also, you'd be a child killer, which some may argue is worse.

Hey, fresh fish!

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy!

King Shark

Now fellas, look, I know it's just in fun, but WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT WORD?!?!

[sheepishly] Oh, yeah. Sorry, King...

Ooh, Sorry about that...

King Shark

[calmly and happily] Oh. They're learning. Baby steps, right, Harley? [to the prisoners, as Ivy's vine takes him and Harley away] I WILL KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS IF I HAVE TO!!!!