Talia Al Ghul quotes from Harley Quinn

Talia Al Ghul

Of course it worked. He'll never notice you've got your hand so far up his ass that you're playing his vocal cords like an upright bass.

Wow! Nightbitch is dead!

Another hero down! And on your watch, Ivy! It's a good thing I'm in the tub, because I'm soaked!

Poison Ivy

Ugh, I should call Harley!

Talia Al Ghul

No, the most important thing is to get your condolence statement out there. [To Spa staff] Bring us our phones. Veronica, you're starting to look too amazing. Get out before it turns you crazy.

Poison Ivy

What should I write?

Aah! You already posted six hours ago! You are on top of it! How long have you known?

Poison Ivy

Wait, what? Let me see that. [Takes phone from Veronica and reads aloud] "Thank you to everyone who's been reaching out about Nightwing's death. As I sit here in my power caftan, I feel grateful for the guidance of my dear mentor; Lex Luthor". I did not write that!

Who has access to your account?

Poison Ivy

Oh, my God. My PR team. My PR team!

They need to run things by you first.

My team always gives me three options. Funny, sassy, horny.

Poison Ivy

Wait, you don't give all your passwords and your PINs and your keys to your PR team?

The only person who has my PIN lives in a cage under my kitchen table.

Poison Ivy

Shit. I... I need to have a talk with The Jons.

Uh, wow, girl. Where would you even be without the Evil Women in Business Collective? [Giggles with all clinking glasses]

Harley Quinn

Batgirl did it! We're in!

Superman

What... what are you doing?

Poison Ivy

Mowing down tech, oil and cosmetic pharmaceutical companies in the name of socially conscious evil!

Harley Quinn

Oh, I love the plan, very emotionally cool, obvs, but maybe first, let's evacuate the buildings, huh?

Poison Ivy

I mean, do we really have to, or...

Batgirl

[On phone] I just remotely pulled all the fire alarms in Gotham.

Harley Quinn

Okay, now you're just showing off! [To Poison Ivy] Who are we going to blow up first, hot stuff?

Poison Ivy

Let's rain fire on EWBC! [Harley squeals and slams button] Veronica Cale's company, boom! Talia Wayne's company, boom! That overpriced oyster place that isn't even good, boom!

Talia al Ghul

[Mark Zuckerberg's corpse lands on her window] What the zuck?! What the fuck?

[Clayman is gambling at the Luxor Las Vegas casino] Evacuate the building immediately!

[Looks at phone] Drats! Bankrupt again! Curse you, White Collar Wine! [Detonates casino explosives]

Batman

[Witnesses explosion from prison window] The world needs Batman again. [Snaps finger and prison butler hands him phone] Do it. Call Judge Chase. Tell him his stepdaughter got an internship at WayneTone Records.

I'll have you out by lunch.

Harley Quinn

I love when we're in sync like this.

Poison Ivy

Yeah, like back in '53, when Dizzy Gillepsie [makes trumpet playing gesture] horned it up with Charles Mingus.

Superman

Turn that thing off! You're going to break the moon!