Batgirl did it! We're in!
What... what are you doing?
Mowing down tech, oil and cosmetic pharmaceutical companies in the name of socially conscious evil!
Oh, I love the plan, very emotionally cool, obvs, but maybe first, let's evacuate the buildings, huh?
I mean, do we really have to, or...
[On phone] I just remotely pulled all the fire alarms in Gotham.
Okay, now you're just showing off! [To Poison Ivy] Who are we going to blow up first, hot stuff?
Let's rain fire on EWBC! [Harley squeals and slams button] Veronica Cale's company, boom! Talia Wayne's company, boom! That overpriced oyster place that isn't even good, boom!
[Mark Zuckerberg's corpse lands on her window] What the zuck?! What the fuck?
[Clayman is gambling at the Luxor Las Vegas casino] Evacuate the building immediately!
[Looks at phone] Drats! Bankrupt again! Curse you, White Collar Wine! [Detonates casino explosives]
[Witnesses explosion from prison window] The world needs Batman again. [Snaps finger and prison butler hands him phone] Do it. Call Judge Chase. Tell him his stepdaughter got an internship at WayneTone Records.
I'll have you out by lunch.
I love when we're in sync like this.
Yeah, like back in '53, when Dizzy Gillepsie [makes trumpet playing gesture] horned it up with Charles Mingus.
Turn that thing off! You're going to break the moon!
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