Kid Bruce Wayne quotes from Harley Quinn

Bruce Wayne

[Introducing his resurrected zombie parents to Damian] Mother, Father, this is your grandson. Damian, say hello to your soon to be completely alive grandmama and grandpapa.

Bruce Wayne

[To his zombie parents] Teens, am I right? [realizing] Oh, right. You died when I was eight. Well, they're a handful.

Alfred Pennyworth

Why don't you come back to bed? I've made you a cup of honey tea and pigs in a blanket.

Bruce Wayne

I don't want pigs in a blanket: I want to fight crime! I will take that honey tea.

Commissioner Gordon

Now I brought a list of things that I need you to pay for so I can take back the city. One: police officers. Two: a codpiece that I can wear that opens up and shoots a tiny missile.

Bruce Wayne

That doesn't exist.

Commissioner Gordon

Not. Yet. That's where you and your fat wallet come in.

Bruce Wayne

You can wipe that smug look off your face.

Alfred Pennyworth

That's not smug. This is smug.

Bruce Wayne

Devastating.

Bruce Wayne

I, uh, I purchased these two cats for you.

[unamused] Is the only thing you know about me that I like cats?

Bruce Wayne

These cats are special. They're Persian. I named them Martha and Thomas.

After your dead parents?

Bruce Wayne

I... I didn't realize. I just considered them to be strong Christian names.

I'm not taking those Anglo-Saxon pseudo-parents cats, Bruce. [shuts door]

Alfred Pennyworth

Master Bruce, are you alright?

Bruce Wayne

I'm fine. I don't need Selina. I'm not looking for love. I just want to focus on my career right now. [He looks at Frank who is tied up in his lab.] Poison Ivy did something to him. And I'm gonna figure out what.

Bruce Wayne

[in one of his memories] As a man, I'm flesh and blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol, as a really cool, super serious symbol, I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting.

Harley Quinn

[to Bruce's child self] You grow up to have a real savior-complex. Who do you think you are? You don't sound like Bruce Wayne there. You sound like... [gasps] Holy shit! You're...

Kid Bruce Wayne

I'm Batman. [lightning strikes]

Harley Quinn

How could Bruce be Batman? I mean, sure, he's the richest man in Gotham, so that explains all the vehicles, and he always goes missing at big galas when villains show up... Okay, if you come to think of it, it's very obvious.

Kid Bruce Wayne

Wait 'til you hear who Superman is.

Kid Bruce Wayne

I don't trust clowns with secrets.

Harley Quinn

I'm barley clown-themed anymore. I just dress like this because it's hot. I mean, check out how good this booty-shorts make my ass look. [Kid Bruce looks confused.] Nevermind, you're eight.