Clayface quotes from Harley Quinn

Clayface

I know what we need! An idea! ... Anybody got one?

Clayface

Screw Clayface. I choose Thornton.

Clayface

I have eyes and ears and Ramonas everywhere!

Clayface

The name is Clayface, thespian extraordinaire recently portraying the juicy role of country boy bartending in the big city!

Dr. Psycho

I thought you were playing the role of literal piece of shit.

Clayface

Not yet. [Transforms into Doctor Psycho] NOW I'm a literal piece of shit!

Clayface

What did you say to Black Manta to elicit such rage?

Dr. Psycho

Nothing racist...

Clayface

They put us in the goon pool.

Harley Quinn

Ooh, that sounds fun.

Dr. Psycho

Fun? It's not the fun kind of pool!

Clayface

Good thinking, old chum, knowing I would clog up its gears but it wouldn't kill me.

Dr. Psycho

Yeah, that was, uh, that was definitely a thing I knew.

Frank the Plant

Oh, shit!

Clayface

Dear God. We're Empire Strikes Back-ing it!

Frank the Plant

You're her biggest fear? I did NOT see that coming. That's some M. Night Shyamalama shit!

Clayface

Oy! Bubbeh, it is I, Grandfather Wolf!

Dr. Psycho

Okay. First, that's a male wolf, dressed like an elderly human female. Second, why is your wolf Jewish?

Clayface

...I took a swing.

King Shark

Harley, a few words?

Clayface

Let her grieve. I've prepared a little something. [Clears his throat while Harley sobs] We have gathered today to pay respects to our beloved friend. Her death was not an empty sacrifice. And, of my friend, I will say just this. Of all the souls I have met on my journeys, hers was the most - human.

Dr. Psycho

Wow, that, uh [sniffles] Wasn't awful.

Clayface

As apropos a speech now as when it was originally delivered by William Shatner's Captain James Tiberius Kirk in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.

Harley Quinn

All my condolences to you. He seemed like a really great guy.

Clayface

Yeah, good guy.

Kite Man

So, so sorry.

King Shark

He was a real mensch.

Clayface

Can we go now?

[furiously] OH MY GOD, GET OUT OF HERE!

Clayface

Harlivy! You look radiant!

Harley Quinn

Ah, thanks. We've been doing a ton of fucking.

Harley Quinn

You should know that your rage is making your forehead wrinkles pop! [Clayface looks in a mirror and sees it's true]

Clayface

Don't look at me! [Covers his face and runs away]

Poison Ivy

You get one residency, and suddenly you're all, "Ooh-la-la, I'm Clayface, I'm a big uh, diva!"

Clayface

You dare call MOI a diva?

Poison Ivy

[makes plants grow] Do you know who you're fucking talking to right now?

Clayface

[increases in size] Do you know who YOU're talking to?

Poison Ivy

Yeah. I do. [Taps Clayface's nose, and a fight starts]