Superman quotes from Harley Quinn

Superman

Is she mad about the paywall too? $7.99 is an ambitious price point, and it doesn't include the crossword, which is ridic.

Harley Quinn

Nice save, Jerk-Off League!

Superman

That's not our name at all.

Batman

[In flirty tone] Wonder Woman, you look bangin'.

Harley Quinn

What?

Wonder Woman

Batman, are those pecs real or is it just the suit? [Giggles]

Harley Quinn

Gross.

Superman

These pecs are definitely real. Give them a grab. Don't-a be shy.

Harley Quinn

Oh, gross! Did you just spray them with Ivy's love pheromones?!

Wonder Woman

[In seductive tone] Maybe we should see what's under these costumes. [Giggles seductively]

Harley Quinn

Or not! A lot of not! PLEASE, NOT!

Wonder Woman

[After lassoing a Parademon] I'll only ask once: where is Dr. Psycho?

Superman

Oh, what, because I'm an alien, I understand all alien languages? [Wonder Woman's eyes widen] OK, I know a little Parademon, but it's still a racist assumption. Be better.

Superman

Poison Ivy, we know that you're under Doctor Psycho's mind-control. So I give you this warning. I, Kal-El, do say-

Wonder Woman

We don't wanna have to take you out but if you don't give us another option, we will. That's what he was getting to.

Superman

I always knew you were a hero.

Harley Quinn

I'm better than a hero. I'm Harley Fucking Quinn.

Harley Quinn

Batgirl did it! We're in!

Superman

What... what are you doing?

Poison Ivy

Mowing down tech, oil and cosmetic pharmaceutical companies in the name of socially conscious evil!

Harley Quinn

Oh, I love the plan, very emotionally cool, obvs, but maybe first, let's evacuate the buildings, huh?

Poison Ivy

I mean, do we really have to, or...

Batgirl

[On phone] I just remotely pulled all the fire alarms in Gotham.

Harley Quinn

Okay, now you're just showing off! [To Poison Ivy] Who are we going to blow up first, hot stuff?

Poison Ivy

Let's rain fire on EWBC! [Harley squeals and slams button] Veronica Cale's company, boom! Talia Wayne's company, boom! That overpriced oyster place that isn't even good, boom!

Talia al Ghul

[Mark Zuckerberg's corpse lands on her window] What the zuck?! What the fuck?

[Clayman is gambling at the Luxor Las Vegas casino] Evacuate the building immediately!

[Looks at phone] Drats! Bankrupt again! Curse you, White Collar Wine! [Detonates casino explosives]

Batman

[Witnesses explosion from prison window] The world needs Batman again. [Snaps finger and prison butler hands him phone] Do it. Call Judge Chase. Tell him his stepdaughter got an internship at WayneTone Records.

I'll have you out by lunch.

Harley Quinn

I love when we're in sync like this.

Poison Ivy

Yeah, like back in '53, when Dizzy Gillepsie [makes trumpet playing gesture] horned it up with Charles Mingus.

Superman

Turn that thing off! You're going to break the moon!