Joker quotes from Harley Quinn

The Joker

[posing as a rich man] Gentlemen! My fellow whites. Let's raise a glass to this pyramid of money, the foundation of which was built upon our favorite pastime: fucking the poor!

The Joker

I need a permit for a trap door?! The whole point is no one is supposed to know about it! Especially the city!

The Joker

Harley! What the fuck do you think you're doing? Are you trying to steal my Batman?

The Joker

You know, everyone remembers me for the big crimes. The murders, the cripplings. But it's the little ones that keep me going.

The Joker

[After throwing Harley Quinn into acid] Wait a minute. Did anyone hear a splash? I've fallen in acid enough times to know that there should be a splash.

The Joker

I know I should have harpooned you in the head. One in the head, one in the heart. It's Harpooning 101.

The Joker

WayneTech promised an electric car by this year! I put a deposit down! Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?!

The Joker

No matter how fun the crime is, eating alone is a real drag.

The Joker

You wanna know how I got these emotional scars?

The Joker

You know, I thought I had the perfect life before I met you. Maiming, killing, causing general chaos. I thought I had it all.

The Joker

Lots of dads are serial killers. I'm not going to change who I am.

The Joker

Bethany and I used to cuddle just like that. God, we could just sit on the couch and talk about nothing for hours. We just got each other. She always had my back. … Good God! That's true love.

The Joker

I wanna give this a shot. ¿Y tú, mi amor?

The Joker

[upon seeing the projection of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy having sex] Oh-ho-ho! She's still limber!

The Joker

[After Man-Bat's acceptance speech in bat language] I hope we won't have to censor any of that. [Laughing] I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It was a very touching speech about your mother's leukemia.