Two-Face quotes from Harley Quinn

Two-Face

[to Bane] Can I ask you a serious question? Why are you so stupid?

Two-Face

I can run your whole campaign from behind bars, like a real campaign manager.

Harley Quinn

I know it's you, Scarecrow, Two-Face, other half of Two-Face, [in a deep voice, doing a muscle-flexing pose] Bane!

Bane

[sulkily] I'm going to blow up this Bar Mitzvah!

Two-Face

Quinn, great to see you! Where you been hiding?

Harley Quinn

On your left, where you can't see shit.

Joker

BANE! Quit dicking around with Kite Man and get those two!

Bane

But he was attacking me.

Joker

With what?! A KITE?! Just do what I tell you, you dumb, freakish monster!

Harley Quinn

Bane, why are you letting him talk to you like that? [to the other villains] In fact, why do any of you let him talk to you like that? He doesn't even have powers! His only power is bullying you into doing what he wants. I should know. He did it to me for years.

Joker

Don't listen to her! She's nothing!

Bane

She makes a good point. I don't like how you called me a monster.

Scarecrow

Yeah, that was pretty harsh...

Two-Face

Oh yeah...

Joker

Oh my God, it's just an expression!

Bane

Also, let's talk about dinner! I selected the beef well in advance and you stole it from me! You said you didn't even want to come to this "stupid thing!"

Bane

My feelings exactly! This is a monumental night for young Joshua!

There's got to be a hierarchy.

Two-Face

Exactly! It goes super villains, sidekicks, goons that went to Harvard, and then goons.

The Riddler

We need goons! Now they all think they're us. If everyone is a villain, then no one is.

Two-Face

And we need to get them back in line. We need structure.

We're not afraid of you any more.

Two-Face

What? Of course you are. Look at the guns, and half my face.

Two-Face

What, ya gonna write me a ticket?

Commissioner Gordon

A ticket TO HELL!

Harley Quinn

I'm getting nervous about Kylie's and Brittney's improv skills with Gordon.

Poison Ivy

They're trained professionals. I'm sure they can buy us at least another five minutes.

Oooh, no. We've been bad.

Oooh, we need someone to punish us.

Not Commissioner Gordon!

We're respect and fear him so much.

Two-Face

Something about this doesn't seem right.

Commissioner Gordon

Hold on. Let's hear 'em out. [Two-Face switches the lights on to see their faces.] What the...? Adult film actresses Kylie Kyriptonite and Brittney Bionic?

I'm a huge fan.

Loved you in The Drilling Joke.

Please, sign my gun.

Can I get an autograph? I-it's for my husband.