Bane quotes from Harley Quinn

Bane

The streets will run with razzy zazzy!

Bane

I was born in Hell and I demand respect!

Bane

You're probably wondering, "Hey, Bane, why no door?" Because where would you escape to? You are in a pit!

Bane

I am not only a judge, I am also a warden.

Bane

[upon seeing the projection of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy having sex] I had a feeling. The tension was palpable.

Bane

You have to help me. It's an emergency, okay?

Bane

Mama! Not my fingers! I need these to pleasure Nora... with my calligraphy! And to continue working as a semi-famous villain in Gotham!

Bane

Hey! Pasta-maker makers beware. I have arrived!

Bane

These people and their fucking naps!

Bane

Your eggs are faulty, I will 'splode them all!

Bane

Harley is at Penguin's nephew's bar mitzvah.

Joker

She crashed the stupid thing?!

Bane

Yeah, seems like she's doing pretty well. Brought a tiger. Pretty cool.

Joker

What?! Anyone can buy a tiger! You know she has HPV, right?

Bane

Hey, most sexually active adults do.

Joker

SHUT UP!

Harley Quinn

I know it's you, Scarecrow, Two-Face, other half of Two-Face, [in a deep voice, doing a muscle-flexing pose] Bane!

Bane

[sulkily] I'm going to blow up this Bar Mitzvah!

Two-Face

Quinn, great to see you! Where you been hiding?

Harley Quinn

On your left, where you can't see shit.

Joker

BANE! Quit dicking around with Kite Man and get those two!

Bane

But he was attacking me.

Joker

With what?! A KITE?! Just do what I tell you, you dumb, freakish monster!

Harley Quinn

Bane, why are you letting him talk to you like that? [to the other villains] In fact, why do any of you let him talk to you like that? He doesn't even have powers! His only power is bullying you into doing what he wants. I should know. He did it to me for years.

Joker

Don't listen to her! She's nothing!

Bane

She makes a good point. I don't like how you called me a monster.

Scarecrow

Yeah, that was pretty harsh...

Two-Face

Oh yeah...

Joker

Oh my God, it's just an expression!

Bane

Also, let's talk about dinner! I selected the beef well in advance and you stole it from me! You said you didn't even want to come to this "stupid thing!"

Bane

My feelings exactly! This is a monumental night for young Joshua!

Bane

Look! I am stomping on your fish!

Bane, stop it!

Harley Quinn

Hey, there's a YMCA pool down the street!

Oh, yeah, yeah! "Just throw saltwater fish into a chlorinated pool! Water's water, I guess!" Come on! What are you, four?

Bane

I wish they would make a sequel to Up.

Lex Luthor

No, they can’t! The story ended with the first movie.

Scarecrow

Unless... the kid is the old man in the sequel.

Bane

Oh, that’s fun! That’s a good one!