Mabel Pines quotes from Gravity Falls

Mabel

Hey, I brought you a sandwich. It's kind of wet, but it's still good. I like sharing things. Sandwiches, secrets... [whispers] share your secret, beautiful stranger.

Mabel

Don't stay up all night, Dipper. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

Dipper

[first lines, open narration] Ahh. Summer break.

[cooking burgers on a grill] So you want cheese on that, hon?

Sure, Hank.

Dipper

[voiceover] A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy, unless you’re me.

Mabel

It’s getting closer!

Dipper

[voiceover] My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

Mabel

Look out!

Dipper

[narration] Rest assured, there’s a perfectly logical explanation.

Mabel

[whispering] He's looking at it, he's looking at it.

[reading from a letter] Do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?

Mabel

[whispering] I rigged it.

Mabel

Check out this huge smooch mark he gave me. [turns cheek to reveal a big red mark]

Dipper

Ah!

Mabel

Heh heh, gullible. That was just an accident with the leaf blower. [in a flashback, Mabel gets her face sucked into a leaf blower whilst trying to perform "kissing practice" on a picture of Norman] Turn it off, turn it off! That was fun.

Dipper

Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!

Oh, hey there. You know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in any danger. She's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. Isn't that right, honey?

Mabel

You guys are butt-faces!

Grunkle Stan

It's Family Fun Day, genius! We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, bonding-type deals.

Dipper

Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?

Grunkle Stan

You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman. [Sirens in distance] Uh-oh.

Mabel

The county jail was so cold.

Grunkle Stan

Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?

YAY!

Dipper

Wait, what?

Dipper

Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold?

Grunkle Stan

Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker? [drives into the woods, crashes into a sign]

AAH!

[subtitled] I love cavorting!

[subtitled] That deserves a hug! [The two beavers hug, while another beaver slides off]

Dipper

But, what was that noise there? I heard a monster noise.

Soos

Sweet. Beaver with a chainsaw.

Dipper

Maybe that old guy was crazy after all.

Mabel

He did use the word "scrabdoodle".

Three, four, five, six.

Mabel

Your wife is going to be beautiful.

Yes.

Dipper

Mabel, we've got a big break in the case.

But will she love me?

Mabel

Hey, Dipper. What's going on? [Dipper swats her hands away and gets up]

Dipper

Whoa, where have you been? And what's going on with those fingernails? You look like a... wolverine.

Mabel

I know, right? Rawr. I was hanging out with my new pal Gideon. He is one dapper little man.

Dipper

Mabel, I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head.

Mabel

Oh, leave him alone. You never wanna do girly stuff with me. You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time.

Dipper

What do you mean?

Soos

Hey, dude. You ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave, one by one?

Dipper

Am I?

Soos

[guffawing] Oh, dude!

Dipper

One at a time! One at a time!

Dipper

What in the heck happened on that date?

Mabel

I don't know! I was in the friend zone—and then, before I knew what was happening, he pulled me into the romance zone! It was like quicksand! Chubby quicksand!

Dipper

Mabel, come on. It's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon.

Stan

Great news, Mabel. You have to marry Gideon.

Mabel

WHAT?!

Stan

It's all part of my long-term deal with Buddy Gleeful. There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing. Plus, I got this shirt. [Looks down] Ugh, I am fat.

Stan

Bodies change, honey! Bodies change.

Wendy

Come on, Dipper.

Dipper

[climbing over the fence] Okay, okay, just gotta get a foothold.

Robbie

Dude, your sister did it.

Mabel

[running on the ground sideways in a circle] Woop woop woop woop woop woop.

Wendy

[to Dipper] ...and your sister seems to be going nuts with that Smile Dip.

Mabel

[feeling sick] Uhhhhh, maybe I've had too much. What do you think?

Elknurg tsurt t'nod! ['Don't trust Grunkle' backwards]

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

Mabel

Of course, you little angel. [starts chewing on the paw. Cut to real life; Mabel is chewing on air.]

Dipper

Mabel, I need your advice. We're hanging out in a haunted convenience store, I can't get a hold of Grunkle Stan, and if I try to say anything about it to any of these guys they'll just think I'm a scared little kid or something.

Mabel

[makes a gurgling sound]

Dipper

Mabel?

Mabel

The future is in the past. Onwards Aoshima!

[moves its fists in a circular motion, its mouth opens to reveal a fist coming out of them, and the fists open and spit out rainbows]

Dipper

Mabel, How many of these did you eat?!

Mabel

Eleven...teen.

Dipper

Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.