Candy quotes from Gravity Falls

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3, 4, 5. [Phone rings.] It's him, my dream date. Hello?

RVRobot Voice

Hello baby, this is Kevin. My beach house has room for 2.

Candy

Kevin has the voice of a robot.

Don't ruin this for me, Candy.

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Candy

Kevin, for the last time, I am not interested.

How could you say that to Kevin?

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Officer Blubs

[in McGucket's body] My horoscope didn't say anything about this.

DOfficer Durland

[in Dipper's body] AHH! What's happenin' to me?!

Candy

[in Officer Blubs' body] I am police officer now.

[in Officer Durland's body] Let's go bust some perps, Candy.

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You guys can't ruin this for me. Mabel's got backup.

[Grenda and Candy come rolling into the Shack decked out with Sev'Ral Timez merch]

Hey guys.

Candy

Woo-Hoo.

I'm ready for the greatest night of our live. [singing] "How many times am I gonna love ya?"

GCGrenda and Candy

"SEV'RAL TIMEZ!"

[Grenda Candy and Mabel run away giggling]

Dipper

Uhhh, GIRLS.

Wendy

I know, Right?

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MVMarius von Fundshauser

Grenda, was it? I must speak with you. There is something about you - I can't get you out of my head. You're so bold and confident! I know you are probably out of my league, but, might I give you mein phone number?

I don't have a phone! Write it on my face!

Whoa! Go, Grenda.

Candy

I guess we shouldn't have sold her short. I call bridesmaid.

What? I call co-bridesmaid.