[first lines, open narration] Ahh. Summer break.
[cooking burgers on a grill] So you want cheese on that, hon?
Sure, Hank.
[voiceover] A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy, unless you’re me.
[Dipper and Mabel scream as they drive the golf cart away from a monster.]
It’s getting closer!
[voiceover] My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
[The monster throws a fallen tree in their path.]
Look out!
[Dipper and Mabel scream until the screen freezes.]
[narration] Rest assured, there’s a perfectly logical explanation.
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