[Mabel surprises Dipper with her new makeover and manicured fingernails]
Hey, Dipper. What's going on? [Dipper swats her hands away and gets up]
Whoa, where have you been? And what's going on with those fingernails? You look like a... wolverine.
I know, right? Rawr. I was hanging out with my new pal Gideon. He is one dapper little man.
Mabel, I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head.
Oh, leave him alone. You never wanna do girly stuff with me. You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time.
What do you mean?
Hey, dude. You ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave, one by one?
Am I?
[They both run off and turn on the microwave offscreen, laughing at the popping sounds]
[guffawing] Oh, dude!
One at a time! One at a time!
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