[Dipper sees a nervous Mabel pacing around the living room]
What in the heck happened on that date?
I don't know! I was in the friend zone—and then, before I knew what was happening, he pulled me into the romance zone! It was like quicksand! Chubby quicksand!
Mabel, come on. It's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon.
Great news, Mabel. You have to marry Gideon.
WHAT?!
It's all part of my long-term deal with Buddy Gleeful. There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing. Plus, I got this shirt. [Looks down] Ugh, I am fat.
[Mabel runs out screaming]
Bodies change, honey! Bodies change.
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