It's Family Fun Day, genius! We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, bonding-type deals.
Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?
[Flashback to Mabel, Dipper, and Grunkle Stan making fake money]
You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman. [Sirens in distance] Uh-oh.
[Back to present]
The county jail was so cold.
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