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Jeff quotes from Gravity Falls

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In 3 of the 241 quotes from Gravity Falls
Most scenes with: Dipper Pines (2), Mabel Pines (2)

Lines by Jeff 1

Scenes with Jeff 2

Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!

JJeff

Oh, hey there. You know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in any danger. She's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. Isn't that right, honey?

You guys are butt-faces!

What if we told you we could find you a new queen? One even more beautiful than me.

Her name is Gideon, and she has lovely white hair.

JJeff

Hmmm, mature woman, huh? Shmebulock, get my cologne.

[Shmebulock jumps out from behind a tree, cologne in hand.]

SShmebulock

Shmebulock.

JJeff

Is "Shmebulock" all you can say?

SShmebulock

[nodding "yes"] Shmebulock.

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