[Jeff the Gnome is bathing in a tub full of squirrels.]
This is normal. This is normal for gnomes. Scrub, scrub.
A character in Gravity Falls
In 3 of the 241 quotes from Gravity Falls
Most scenes with: Dipper Pines (2), Mabel Pines (2)
[Jeff the Gnome is bathing in a tub full of squirrels.]
This is normal. This is normal for gnomes. Scrub, scrub.
Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!
Oh, hey there. You know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in any danger. She's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. Isn't that right, honey?
You guys are butt-faces!
What if we told you we could find you a new queen? One even more beautiful than me.
Her name is Gideon, and she has lovely white hair.
Hmmm, mature woman, huh? Shmebulock, get my cologne.
[Shmebulock jumps out from behind a tree, cologne in hand.]
Shmebulock.
Is "Shmebulock" all you can say?
[nodding "yes"] Shmebulock.
Dipper PinesJason Ritter · 101 quotes
Grunkle StanAlex Hirsch · 87 quotes
Mabel PinesKristen Schaal · 87 quotes
SoosAlex Hirsch · 42 quotes
Bill CipherAlex Hirsch · 24 quotes
Ford PinesJ. K. Simmons · 21 quotes
Wendy CorduroyLinda Cardellini · 20 quotes
GGrendaCarl Faruolo · 11 quotes
GideonThurop Van Orman · 8 quotes
PacificaJackie Buscarino · 8 quotes
RobbieT.J. Miller · 7 quotes
CandyNiki Yang · 6 quotes
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