Mermando quotes from Gravity Falls

Whoa, are you from Australia?

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I should've known from your strange foreign fish language.

MMermando

It is Spanish.

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[Mabel puckers her lips in preparation for a kiss]

MMermando

What are you doing with your mouth.

Me? Nothing. This? I was just eating some sour candy...so my lips did that...because the candy was so sour.

MMermando

Can I have some candy?

No.

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MMermando

I have never met anyone like you.

Me too. Except for a zombie, a gnome, and a couple of cute vampires.

I don't remember the vampires.

I don't tell you everything.

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Okay, my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fish sticks to make prosthetic pair of people legs.

MMermando

Intriguing.

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Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!

Mermen don't breathe air!

Then give him reverse CPR, doi!

[Repeatedly fills his mouth with water and spits it into Mermando's] I hate this, I hate this.

[Takes a picture of Dipper and Mermando with their lips together] Haha, blackmail.

[Mermando sits up, able to breathe again.]

MMermando

Thank you for saving me, but why didn't you just roll me into the lake?

[Shot widens to reveal them sitting a few feet away from the edge of the lake]

Agh!