Pacifica quotes from Gravity Falls

Now remember, Pacifica, winning is everything.

Oh, and looks. Winning and looks.

Pacifica

Dad, I've been practicing for, like, a million hours. I got this. You'll stay and watch, right?

Pacifica, darling, we have a party to go to. We'll just read about your victory in the paper. Oh, and whatever happens, just remember one thing. You're a Northwest. Don't lose.

Pacifica

[to Sergei] How much you wanna bet they're no-shows?

Mabel

Looking for someone?

Pacifica

[sarcastic] Waiting in the dark? Not creepy at all.

Mabel

Hey, I found two tacos.

Pacifica

You're allowed to eat in the car?

Mabel

Yeah. The car is where secret surprise snacks happen. Want one?

Pacifica

Oh, I'm not supposed to take handouts.

Mabel

"Handouts"? It's called sharing. You do know what sharing is, right?

Pacifica

"Sha... shahring"?

Mabel

Just take it.

Pacifica

Tell your servant I like his W-neck.

Soos

Yes!

Pacifica! The theme is seafoam green, not lakefoam green! Go change!

Pacifica

But... I kinda like it.

Preston

Listen to your mother, Pacifica.

Pacifica

But-

Pacifica

Yes, Father.

Preston

Look at who you're talking to, boy. I'm hosting a party for the most powerful people in the world. You think they'd come here if they had to rub elbows with your kind?

Dipper

"My kind"? [Looks at Pacifica] I was right about you all along. You're just as bad as your parents. Another link in the world's worst chain.

Pacifica

I'm sorry, they made me! I should've told you, but-

A forest of death, a lesson learned! And now the Northwest Manor will BURN! [laughs and sets fire to the Northwests' family portrait]

Pacifica

Hey, ugly! Over here! You want me to let in the townsfolk? 'Cause I'll do it! Just change everyone back!

You wish to prove yourself? Pull that lever and open the grand gate to the town! Fulfill your ancestors' promise!

Preston

Pacifica Elise Northwest, stop this instant! We can't let the town see us like this! We have a reputation to uphold! Now come into the panic room. There's enough mini-sandwiches and oxygen to last you, me, and a butler a full week. [whispering] We'll eat the butler. [Pacifica reaches for the lever] You dare to disobey us? [he rings his bell. Pacifica struggles with herself, then finally defies him] Dingally dingally! Is this bell broken?

Pacifica

Our family name is broken! And I'm gonna fix it!

Get in, get in.

Yes! YES! It's happening! My heart, once hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a... birch, or something. [restores the Manor and the guests to normal]

Bill

All right, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill. But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity.

Bill

Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends. [as various creatures come out of the scar in the sky] 8 Ball. Kryptos. The being whose name must never be said. Haha, what the heck? It's Zanthar. Then, of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire and these guys. This is our town now, boys! [all his friends start cackling out loud]

Mayor Tyler

Now see here, you unholy triangle fella! As mayor, I strongly urge you to git... git on out of here!

Lazy Susan

Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!

We don't like out-of-towners!

[ripping a mailbox in half] AND WE PUNCH WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!

I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist, I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your... Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

Pacifica

Dad!

Not now, sweetie. The grownups are talking.

Bill

Oh, wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead, I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?

Sheriff Blubs

Durland! My precious Deputy Durland, no! [one of the "Eye-Bats" transports Durland away]

Bill

It's time we do a little redecorating! I could really use a castle of some kind! [causes a pyramid to form and float in the sky] And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS?! [summons colourful bubbles; one passes through Sprott, making him scream madly and rip his shirt apart] This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! Welcome, one and all, to WEIRDMAGEDDON!