Dan Humphrey quotes from Gossip Girl

Georgina

Um, I'm Sarah, by the way. [shakes Dan's hand]

Dan

I'm Dan. Nice to meet you, Sarah. [shakes Sarah's hand]

Dan

Uh, no, no, more of the same. Jenny and her boyfriend are inseparable and Jenny is more insufferable.

Vanessa

Give her a break, Asher's her first love.

Dan

It's infatuation, it's not love.

Vanessa

And how long did it take you, Dan?

Dan

Uh, um, that's a little different, Vanessa. It took me... [Vanessa interrupts]

Vanessa

Uh, one glance at a ninth grade birthday party.

Dan

Yes, but two years to obsess over.

Dan

Did you sleep with someone else?

Serena

Yes.

Dan

I'm done. [Dan walks away disgusted and angry and Serena starts crying]

Georgina

From the moment I met you, I've been falling for you.

Dan

You want to just go somewhere we can talk? Somewhere quiet?

Dan

I've tried not to think about her all summer. I was afraid that if I did, that ... I'd see that I made a huge mistake.

Rufus

Well, you've been running all summer. Maybe it's time you turned around and faced it.

Dan

I was just thinking about... this morning... on the bus ...

Serena

Yeah, we didn't exactly stick to the plan, did we?

Serena

[to Dan] Okay. I will see you back in the city. Fully clothed. With lots of people around. Okay? We'll talk.

Dan

Yeah. About our problems.

Dan

I can't believe Nate Archibald is a gigolo.

Vanessa

You can't tell anyone!

Dan

Who? Who would I tell? Except everyone I've ever met. [pauses] I won't.

Dan

I know we dont like eachother, you think im a boring sheltered nobody...

Chuck

I dont think of you

Dan

All right, of course you dont, but i 've been thinking of me... And i 've come to the conclusion that i need to get out of my comfort zone, I need to experience new things...

Chuck

Are you gay???

Chuck

Humphrey. Never a pleasure.

Dan

Oh good, we agree on something!

Dan

I'm kinda over the writing thing, and I wanna see what else is out there. You're easily the most successful person I know so I figured, why not start at the top. You know, I was hoping I'd be able to shadow you for a few days a week after school.

I'm a busy man, Daniel, I don't think that's going to be possible.

Dan

Right, of course. I don't want to impose. It's just that ... you know, well, my dad, his world is pretty narrow. He may have had a hit song in the '90s but he didn't build half the Manhattan skyline.

Your father's a fine man, but I can see how you'd want something more. Why don't we start with two days a week?

Dan

You know that thing in the Spring with Georgina? You two are getting serious. I'm sure you guys talked about that.

Aaron

[pauses] Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely ... I'm gonna go pay for this.

Dan

Mmm. Serena's not that big into cheese. You might wanna go with the Wines of Southern France.

Aaron

Well I guess you don't know her as well as you think you do. She doesn't drink anymore.

Dan

Oh, well, not problematically of course. At least not for ... months.

Aaron

Months?

Dan

Would you do me a favor and say hi to Serena's family for me, 'cause we all spent last Thanksgiving together.

Aaron

Sure, absolutely.

Dan

Except Bart, actually. There was this crazy thing with my dad and her mom and my mom and... I guess like all things in Serena's life it's very complicated.

Aaron

Serena's life is complicated?

Dan

Yeah. I don't know about you but the Serena I know has long, flowing blonde hair, towers over both of us?

Rufus

Aaron, what are you doing here.

Aaron

I live right around the corner, I'm just picking something up to take to ...

Dan

It's alright. I can hear her name.