Glee Season 2 quotes

Santana

So fricking charming.

Kurt

So what are you going to be for Halloween this year?

Brittany

I'm going as a peanut allergy.

Will

Sam, I'd like you to play the role of the Creature.

Sam

[confused] From the Black Lagoon?

Quinn

Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. You'll kill the part. He's cute....just like you.

Kurt

There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.

Santana

Why, cause that look was last season?

Finn

I don't know what's going in this script and it's not in a cool Inception way.

Rachel

Just try it, okay? Okay, so they take off our wet clothes and we do the rest of the scene in our underwear.

Finn

Wait, I'm in my tighty whities?

Rachel

Yeah.

Finn

I can't be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities. They're gonna be able to see my whole business.

Quinn

Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs about how we look everyday. They objectify us all the time.

Santana

Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.

(while convincing Sue to do the expose)And you can replace killer bees with whatever you want.

Terrorists.

Mexicans.

Mexican terrorists.

Ants.

Mexican terrorist ants...

Carl

You all have a role to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it.

Santana

Wanky.

Becky

Give me chocolate or I will cut you!

Will

And action! [Music starts and the elevator starts going down]

Rachel

[walking backwards to the elevator with Finn] Oh Brad, let's get out of here! I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!

Finn

Well I'm here. There's nothing to worry about.

Mercedes

[turns around and opens the elevator door]

Rachel

[turns to Mercedes] Ahhh! [faints]

Mercedes

(to Rachel) I'd like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.

Finn

Yea, I don't need to hid behind my muscles like you do.

Finn

I know I'm a big athlete and it's not manly or anything, but I'm kinda insecure about how I look.

Will

First, the acapella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers.

Santana

Okay, hold up. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head.

Will

All right guys, let's get down to business. First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman. [to Puck] Puck, I hope your time in juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong.

Are you kidding me? I ruled that place. All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day.

Quinn

Wow, what a catch. I can't believe I ever let you go.