Kurt, gonna say it again, boys team.
S2 E6Never Been Kissed
PPuck
You two show up at Breadsticks tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up.
You are so cool.
Is there anything that I could do?
No. This is my hill to climb alone.
Can I be honest? I think it's getting to you. Usually this stuff rolls right off your back. But lately you've been belligerent, angry, pushing people away.
Can I be honest with you? You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring and repetitive. Boys versus girls? That doesn't challenging any of us.
You mean because I didn't let you join the girls like you wanted.
To answer your question, yes, I'm unhappy. And yes, being the only out gay kid at this school gets me down. But most of all, I'm not challenged in the least here.
If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.
Wait, something's definitely wrong. Why isn't Rachel talking?
PPuck
I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, ‘Leggo my Eggo.' And you know what he does? He lets go of my Eggo!
You should be our nation's president.
The Fury?
That's the name of my fist.
Well, with that level of creativity you could easily become assistant manager of a rendering plant.
What exactly going on?
The Warblers. Every now and then they throw an impromptu performance in the senior commons. It tends the school shut down for a while.
Wait. The Glee Club here is kind of cool?
The Warblers are like rock stars.
[opens his eyes wide]
Come on. I know a shortcut. [took Kurt's hand and started to run]
It's very civilized for you to invited me for coffee before you beat me up for spying.
WWes
We are not going to beat you up.
DDavid
You were such a terrible spy, we thought it was sort of endearing.
Which made me think that spying on us wasn't really the reason you came.
[smiled awkwardly] Can I ask guys a question?...Are you guys all gay?
BWBlaine, Wes and David
[bursted into laughter. Kurt showed upset look for a moment]
No...I mean, I am, but these two have girlfriends.
DDavid
This is not a gay school. We just have a zero - tolerance harassment policy.
WWes
Everyone gets treated the same, no matter what they are. It's pretty simple.
[tried to say something but couldn't]
[looking at Kurt for a while] Would you guys excuse us?
WWes
Yeah, take it easy, Kurt.
I take it you're having trouble at school.
I'm the only person out of the closet at my school. And I tried to stay strong about it..but there's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell - and no one seems to notice.
I know how you feel. I got taunted at my old school, and it really – it pissed me off.
Or you can tell them. Or you can refuse to be the victim. Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt. And you have a chance right now to teach him.
How?
Confront him. Call him out. I ran, Kurt. I didn't stand up. I let bullies chase me away, and it is something I really, really regret.
Hey, You! I am talking you!
Girl's locker room is next door.
What is your problem?
'Scuse me?
What are you so scared of?
Besides you sneaking a peak at my junk?
Oh yeah, every straight guys nightmare that all us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well guess what, hamhog? You're not my type.
KKarofshy
Is that right?
Yeah. I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are gonna be bald by the time they're 30.
[holds up fist] Do not push me Hummel.
You gonna hit me? Do it.
[angrier] Don't push me!
Hit me cause it's not gonna change the way I am. You can't punch the gay out of me more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!
GET OUTTA MY FACE!
You are nothing but a little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!
KKarosky
[kisses Kurt then attempts to kiss Kurt again and is pushed away] UGH! [leaves the locker room leaving Kurt shocked]
A little something something always leads to something more. I've been there, remember?
Is this hot enough for you?
When we're Prom King and Queen, it'll feel just as good as a little something something.
I said, say my name.
[imagining Beiste]
BBeiste
[wearing a cheerleader suit] I said, say my name.
Beiste.
[stops kissing Sam] Are you okay?
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