Am I about to lose my virginity?
Before our duet, we're gonna do it.
S2 E4Duets
[nervous] ...I don't think I can do this.
It's the perfect song for this very situation.
[After Rachel and Finn finish singing. Mike claps a little, Tina stops him]
Okay, do I even have to say it?
That was rude.
Like really rude.
I seriously wanted to punch both of you.
[to Artie] For a while, I thought you were a robot.
I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
I've been down this path before. I know this feeling. L-like I need you! Duets don't work for me. And I don't need you. What I NEED is to find a way to keep Santana off my heels. What I NEED is to find new ways to torture Rachel.
[to Rachel] What's your angle? Me winning means you losing, and you'll do whatever it takes to make sure that doesn't happen. So what's in it for you?
Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Please, not another pregnancy.
I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.
That's a terrible thing to say.
I know you are lonely.
[stopped moving for a moment]
I can't even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school that you can't act on for fear or being humiliated or ridiculed or worse. We're gonna win nationals this year, and you know how we're gonnna do that?
... ?
Because we have you.
That's true...
That's 12 people who love you just for being exactly the way that you are. Look, I know you're lonely, but you're not alone. So, I was wondering if you would may be want to sing a duet with me, I think you'll be really happy with my song selection. It's sort of everything that both you and I love.
But the duet competition is over.
I know. I thought this one could be for me and you.
Look, I don't mean to be a bitch...well actually I do.
Does that work on the girls where you're from? The impressions, the bad jokes, the Navi?
I don't know. I went to an all boys boarding school.
[nods] Now it makes sense.
I know what's it's like to have a secret you're ashamed of.
[gasps] So...so you are gay!
What are you doing?
We're not using them. You're paying.
Why?
Because a gentleman always pays on the first date.
Don't worry, I'm not going to go all Shawshank on you.
You know they make shampoo for color treated hair.
I don't dye my hair!
Uh-huh.
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