Carl quotes from Glee

Santana

Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen?

Carl

I get that all the time.

Santana

You can drill me any time.

Brittany

This looks like the alien spaceship where I was probed.

Carl

Brittany, you have the worst teeth I've ever seen. You have cavities in every single tooth. It's got to be some sort of record.

Brittany

Please don't pull out all my teeth. When I smile, I'll look like an adult baby but with boobs.

Brittany

Can I have a blue toothbrush?

Carl

I'll give you a hundred toothbrushes.

Brittany

Are you a cat?

Carl

You all have a role to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it.

Santana

Wanky.