You're always singing about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. but respect isn't something you can ask for, you have to demand it.
S2 E17A Night of Neglect
Are you saying you want to be carried in in a giant egg?
[whispers to Mercedes and Mercedes smiles] We'll get back to you.
The truth about what?
None of your business, J Lo.
First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill.
I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl.
Ha. See here's whats gonna go down. Two choices: You stay here and I crack one of your nuts--right or left, that's your choice. Or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair. [gestures to her hair] Yeah, just all up in here.
[reluctantly walks away]
We could have handled that.
It was more fun doing it together.
What's that saying? The show's gotta go all over the place or something.
You mean the show's got to go on.
Technology allows us to be brutally cruel without suffering any consequences.
SSandy
You just got poked. Poked by the Pink Dagger.
I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?
S2 E18Born This Way
Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? I'm sure that Sam has been at the doctor's office and riffled through pamphlets on mouth reductions. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. And I'm definitely sure Tina has looked into eye de-slanting.
That's extraordinarily racist.
Just keeping it real.
Sorry Santana, I'm a beautiful person. I'm in love with myself and I would never change a thing.
Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? [whispers] Self hating Asian.
Not too many Asian sex symbols, Mike. I'm just trying to mirror what I see in magazines.
My dancing kind of bothers me. It almost killed Rachel but I like the way I look.
Oh please. You have weird puffy pyramid nipples.
[tries to look at Finn's nipples]
[slaps Sam's hand away]
They look like they're filled with custard. Or you could dust them off with powdered sugar and pass it off as some sort of dessert. Look, maybe Rachel is fine with having an enormous beak. Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds. All I'm saying is if you look in the mirror and you don't like what you see, you should change it.
At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.
I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gay-dar.
I gotta gay--go. Go-- I gotta go.
I was born this way. Hooray. Hooray! Hooray!
[hanging up posters]
[watching Quinn] There's our future queen, a size two teenage dream.
PPuck
You know what? We're going to change that.
How?
PPuck
Baby, you're gonna get that crown. And I'm gonna be your king.
At the doctor's office:
Thanks for doing this.
I'm surprised more girls haven't asked me. My nose looks awesome. I can totally count on your vote right?
Yeah. Tot...totally.
[goes back to reading her magazine]
So, what's it like? [Quinn turns to Rachel] Looking like you look.
I pretty much have a warped sense of the world. Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating.
Who you are inside and who you pretend to be to the rest of the world? They're two different people.
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