Karofsky quotes from Glee

All I can say is that Santana has really helped me to see the light. She showed me all these stories on-line about kids jumping off of bridges and hanging themselves because they were being bullied so bad. I couldn't believe someone could make another person feel that awful. But she helped me accept that I was one of those bad people, and I don't want to be any more.

Kurt

So go on. Hit me.

I believe I will.

Kurt

The Fury?

That's the name of my fist.

Kurt

Well, with that level of creativity you could easily become assistant manager of a rendering plant.

Kurt

Hey, You! I am talking you!

Girl's locker room is next door.

Kurt'

What is your problem?

'Scuse me?

Kurt

What are you so scared of?

Besides you sneaking a peak at my junk?

Kurt

Oh yeah, every straight guys nightmare that all us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well guess what, hamhog? You're not my type.

Is that right?

Kurt

Yeah. I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are gonna be bald by the time they're 30.

[holds up fist] Do not push me Hummel.

Kurt

You gonna hit me? Do it.

[angrier] Don't push me!

Kurt

Hit me cause it's not gonna change the way I am. You can't punch the gay out of me more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!

GET OUTTA MY FACE!

Kurt

You are nothing but a little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!

[kisses Kurt then attempts to kiss Kurt again and is pushed away] UGH! [leaves the locker room leaving Kurt shocked]

Artie

Stop picking on Kurt.

You mind? I'm changing.

Mike

We're serious. [slams locker closed] This is a warning.

Oh, yeah?

Artie

From now on you're gonna leave him alone.

Look, if he wants to be a homo, that's up to him. Don't rub it in my face.

Artie

We're not asking you.

Mike

Yeah, we're done talking about this. It ends now. Just back off, alright?

Why don't you back off? [pushes Mike into Artie]

Santana

The truth about what?

None of your business, J Lo.

Santana

First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill.

I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl.

Santana

Ha. See here's whats gonna go down. Two choices: You stay here and I crack one of your nuts--right or left, that's your choice. Or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair. [gestures to her hair] Yeah, just all up in here.

[reluctantly walks away]

Blaine

We could have handled that.

Santana

It was more fun doing it together.

Santana

You really need to be more careful with your leering.

I was just checking out what kind of jeans he was wearing.

Santana

Like that's any less gay.