Think of your favorite song of all time.
My Headband.
S2 E16Original Song
Well she literally throws sticks at me.
Flashback:
[at her locker when sticks start getting thrown at her] What are you doing?
[throwing sticks] Throwing sticks at your head. I'm going to crush you at Regionals.
Flashback ends
Okay what else?
She called the Ohio Secretary of State saying she was me and that I wanted to legally change my name to Tina Cohen-Loser.
She. [sighs and writes "Loser" on the board] Okay, and how does that make you feel?
Well, at first it hurts but then it mostly makes you want to win.
Guys, I think you may have just found your song. [writes "Like Me" on the board and circles "Loser Like Me"] Now let's get to writing.
[playing on the piano then stops when she sees Rachel] You're late.
We're friends, right?
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean with everything that happened last year? You gave your baby to my mom. We kind of bonded over that.
What's your point?
My point is I know we haven't spent a lot of time together this year, but I thought we were close enough that we could be honest with each other.
Go ahead, ask me.
Fine. Are you and Finn together?
Yes. It's been a couple of weeks. It's like Groundhog's Day with you, Rachel. How many times do you have to make the same mistake to realize it's not going to work out?
Well, thank you for being honest with me, Quinn, and I'm happy for you and Finn, but don't go and try to rewrite history. It was real between us. He chose me over you.
And how long did that last for?
Why are you being so mean?
[walks towards Rachel] Do you want to know how the story plays out? I get Finn, you get heartbroken, and then Finn and I stay here and start a family. I'll become a successful real estate agent and Finn will take over Kurt's dad's tire shop. [voice starts breaking] You don't belong here, Rachel. And you can't hate me for helping to send you on your way.
I'm not giving up on Finn. It's not over between us.
YES IT IS! You're so frustrating! And that is why you can't write a good song, because you live in this little school girl fantasy of life. Rachel, if you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never going to get it right. So we're done with that and why don't we just return to our work?
Has anyone literally died on stage?
[looks over] Are you nervous?
Please don't judge me. This is the first time I've had a solo in front of a competition audience. I have this nightmare that I'm going to forget the lyrics or I'm going to sing and nothing is gonna come out. [looks over at Blaine] Okay, you can judge me.
I think it's adorable. I think you're adorable. And- and the only people who're going to dying tonight are the people in that audience because you and I are going to kill this thing. Come on, let's go.
Hey, break a leg.
Last time we were here you told me you loved me.
I really like your song.
Listen carefully because, I mean every word of it.
Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
[nervously] Kurt, there's a moment you say, "Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever." [places hand on Kurt's] Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me... About you. [pause] You move me Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. [leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly] We should... We should practice.
[smiles] I thought we were. [kiss again]
Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.
You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?
[both walk off hand in hand]
S2 E17A Night of Neglect
I love saltwater.
Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial.
Why didn't you tell us?
MTMike, Tina, Artie and Brittany
We did.
SSandy
You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.
How do you manage to enter a building without setting off all of the fire alarms?
[to Sunshine] You're a terrible spy.
Seriously, with your size, you could easily sit in the air ducts for days.
SSunshine
I'm not a spy. I heard about your benefit concert on Facebook and I wanted to preform. I know what it feels like to be an academic decathlon. No one pays attention to you. No one cares. It's not right. We studied so hard.
Yeah but you're with Vocal Adrenaline. How do we know we can trust you?
SSunshine
Because I have nothing against all of you. I have 600 Twitter followers. I can get them all to come.
How many tickets have we sold so far?
PPuck
Four. No one's interested. It's sad.
SSunshine
Please, just let me show you what I can do. I would like to sing the perfect song of neglect, All By Myself. I'm such a better singer than everyone else so I know how it feels. I'm all alone at the top. Also, I'm really short, so even when I'm in a group of people I feel like I'm wandering alone in a forest.
There's no way she's singing in our auditorium, okay? She's the enemy.
PPuck
I say we give her chance. I mean, you owe her Rachel. You sent her to a freakin' crackhouse.
[sighs exasperatedly]
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