And now you've been kissed.
S2 E6Never Been Kissed
[in a text] Courage
I'm sorry, what exactly did we do?
No, it's us, the boys.
And Tina.
Coach Beiste, we think you're awesome. And even though you're all hard and tough on the outside, it doesn't mean you're not the opposite on the inside.
Like a chocolate turtle.
Totally. You're nougaty.
[about Coach Beiste] Look, I get it. She's in a position of power over you -- which can be exciting -- and you clearly like women who give you a hard time.
He's not coming out anytime soon. [saw Kurt flopped down on the stair] What's going on? Why are you so upset?
Because, up until yesterday I have never been kissed.
S2 E7The Substitute
[turns around and sees everyone as little kids] Okay, I definitely have a fever.
YSYoung Santana
Looking good Puckerman. Someone's been eating their Wheaties.
[kisses his muscles] These guns are fully loaded.
Mr Schue? I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to explore the ouevre of one Bernadette Peters.
Someday, I'm going to Paris to visit the Oeuvre.
I just want to dance.
Mr. Schuester? You look a little green.
I'm shaking and it's either from low blood sugar or rage. It was only a matter of time before Rachel tried to take over Glee club.
[Flashback]
[Writes "Me" on the board] Class, in Mr. Schuester's absence I'd like to go around and ask everyone what songs you want me to perform at Sectionals.
You know what? Let me at her! Tu eres loca!
[Everyone starts holding Santana back.]
[screams]
[Flashback ends.]
You'll forget all about it at bowling.
I can't. Blaine asked me to hang out.
You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.
Did I just hear something about a substitute? [slips and falls]
PPuck
Yes! It works!
[gets up and fixes herself] Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine.
[Artie, Tina and Mercedes laugh.]
[walks in the choir room and slides the buttered floor]
Oh what the hell?
Hola classe. Nothing says buenos días like a buttered floor.
[walks in and slips]
PPuck
I'm Finn Hudson, the goofy Quarterback,
I'm Rachel Berry, his loud-mouth girlfriend.
I'm Mike Chang.
[nods]
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