Ms. Holiday's right. Mr. Schuester's set list sometimes makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.
[Flashback]
S2 E7The Substitute
PPuck
Mr. Schue, I want to do that new Cee Lo song Forget You.
No. Come on, guys! There has to be a Journey song we haven't done yet!
[Flashback ends]
[about Holly Holliday] Kinda hard not to like this woman.
On the count of three, name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover. 1...2...3!
BKBlaine and Kurt
[together] Marion Cotillard!
[gushes] Oh my god, stop it!
I know, I know. She's AMAZING!
She's amazing!
[In Mercedes's head]
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...
Gay, gay...
Oh my god, I opened my mouth and a little purse fell out! How'd that get there?
That's so gay!
That's not what I'm talking about. [writes something on a board, stands on her chair and holds the board up that says "Tots"]
[Teenagers in the lunchroom see the sign and stand up.]
GGirl
TOTS!
Oh, my God.
[All the teenagers in the lunchroom are chanting "tots".]
Mr Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.
HHHolly Holliday
Rachel.. you suck! Oh my God, you're like a total drag! Has anyone ever told you that?
PPuck
(passes by)I have.
HHHolly Holliday
Wow... Your wife's kind of a bitch.
(holds up a piece of broccoli) Do you know what this is?
A toilet brush.
It' broccoli. When I showed this to to Brittany earlier she began to whimper thinking I cut down a small tree where a small family of gummy bears lived.
Lindsey Lohan es bien loca, no?
These kids feel special; they have a voice, and if we don't listen to it, they just tune us out.
Last year a guy asked me to marry him. I moved.
I'm Holly Holliday.
Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
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