Puck quotes from Glee

She was the one that got away...very, very slowly.

I. Am. In. Hell.

I know I'm supposed to learning about grammars and stuff, but all I can think about is what color underwear Ms. C is wearing and if she knows how to dance.

Number one, you're hot. Number two, I'm hot. Number three, Beth needs a dad.

Thanks for the offer but I'd rather raw dog a beehive.

I let you down, we all did. We just spent a whole week helping Santana with a secret everybody already knows and not one person took ten seconds to help you. And you're a freakin' mess. You have been for three years, ever since I knocked you up. You don't need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special. If there's one person that I'm sure is gonna get the hell out of this town and make something of herself, it's you.

Hey guys, why the long faces? It's Christmas Eve, or something.

You told him what we were gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.

This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do with marijuana

(To Joe) You've got a twig in your head

No seriously

You know what's tripping me out is this line between the two years? It's his whole life. Everything that happened is in that line.

Life's just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don't get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead.

Not a lot of people believe in me and it means a lot that you do.

Listen, if you need any help I'm here for you, always.