[to Will] I'm having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today because your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou!
“Journey”
In this episode: Will Schuester (8), Sue Sylvester (7), Rachel Berry (5), Finn Hudson (5), Quinn Fabray (5), Puck (5), Artie Abrams (4), Tina Cohen-Chang (3)
I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
PPuck
So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.
Thank you for coming to the first annual New Directions' Regionals nominations party.
What's the point, Mr. Schue? Coach Sylvester's one of the judges. She's going to crush us.
Artie, you don't know that.
Yes, we do, she told us at Cheerios practice.
Yeah, she said, "I'm going to crush Glee Club".
PPuck
A whole freaking year. All that hard work for nothing.
[Crying] I'm sorry. I just really love you guys. You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special-it made me special. I just can't believe it's going to be over in a week.
Wait, who says it's going to be over?
Please. You think Puck and Santana are going to even acknowledge my existence once we're not in Glee Club together anymore?
PPuck
She has a point.
Mr. Schuester? Do you think instead of nominating songs, we can just...all go around the room and talk about things we loved about Glee Club this year? [has tears going down her face]
In Emma's office:
[to Emma] It took everything I had not to cry. It's like they've all walked a thousand miles just to get punched in the stomach.
[To Rachel] Hey! We need to talk. We had a chance of getting things back together at Mr. Schue's until you bailed. You're our leader, Rachel. I mean, the way you're on at everyone all the time is annoying, but it's also what keeps the club motivated. You and I are going to fix this. We are going to Regionals and we're going to win this thing.
[Rachel kisses Finn, and smiles.]
Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle.
Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting-there has been so much fun?
PPuck
Life's just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don't get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead.
[Announcing] From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!
Break a leg.
I love you.
[The New Directions glee club finish preforming and head backstage.]
That was awesome!
I think we got second place in the bag!
Screw that! We're gonna win this!
[to Puck, while giving birth] It's never coming out! Shut up! Ugh! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!
ONOlivia Newton-John
Brunettes have no place in show business.
We didn't even place.
[to Will] So, we have something we need to say to you.
MMatt
In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.
I had a stutter.
I was a closeted diva.
I used to be captain of the Cheerios.
I was afraid to dance outside my room.
I hated everyone in this club.
So did I.
I wasn't honest about who I was.
PPuck
I was tossing guys into dumpsters.
I had never kissed a girl before
And I was getting slushied.
I didn't--I didn't have a father. Someone I could look up to. Model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.
We don't care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.
And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee Club. And you're in all of us now.
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