Brittany Pierce quotes from Glee

Brittany

I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.

Brittany

Mr Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.

Brittany

(hanging stockings by the piano)

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I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

Brittany

(wheeling Artie to her living room) (voiceover) We went home and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.

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I don't want to die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled.

Brittany

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one ever told me how to read a calendar.

Brittany

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Brittany

(after Rachel demands her money back) My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it on food for the goat. I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money.

Brittany

Listen, Rachel. I'm gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsender. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.

Brittany

I love saltwater.

Brittany

Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

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I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.

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I'm so sad, like a sad little panda.

Brittany

[to Lord Tubington] Just because we're doing this interview together doesn't I'm not still mad at you. I know you started smoking again.