Santana Lopez quotes from Glee

Santana

When I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I just see someone I may or may not have to destroy.

Santana

What is wrong with you?

Santana

You seriously think you can out-insult me? I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. It's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. Did you know she tried to sell me once? And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face.

Santana

With all the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that.

Santana

I love girls the way that I'm supposed to feel about boys. It's just something that's always been inside of me, and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I want you to know me. Who I really am. When I'm with Brittany… I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. I've tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside… but every day just feels like a war. I walk around so mad at the world, but I'm really just fighting with myself. I don't want to fight anymore. I'm just too tired. I have to just be me.

Santana

I picked a song that gives me strength and gets me through. The struggle continues but at least I know I'm not alone. Same way all of you do.

Santana

Gosh, that song was so depressing. I may actually be dead now.

Santana

The homeless will be homeless for a while. That's sort of the problem.

Santana

I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough.

Santana

Today's your lucky day because Auntie Snixx just arrived on the Bitchtown Express. Now, my suggestion is we drag him bound and gagged to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads "Tips appreciated" or "Congratulations, you're my thousandth customer".

Santana

You may look like the villain out of a cheesy '80s high school movie, but you should know that I'm fully prepared to go all Daniel LaRusso on your ass.

Santana

Wait, if Kurt would have taped it to his junk, I would never have heard the end of it. We would of had a whole week of songs about it.

Santana

A baby? With whose vagina?

Santana

[to Rachel] I fully support your right to be unhappy with Finn for the rest of your lives.

Santana

My first real week in New York and I'm snowbound in Bushwick with a bunch of musical theater queens. It's like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie and this is the scene right before we all eat each other.