Kurt Hummel quotes from Glee

Blaine

Or you can tell them. Or you can refuse to be the victim. Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt. And you have a chance right now to teach him.

Kurt

How?

Blaine

Confront him. Call him out. I ran, Kurt. I didn't stand up. I let bullies chase me away, and it is something I really, really regret.

Kurt

Hey, You! I am talking you!

Girl's locker room is next door.

Kurt'

What is your problem?

'Scuse me?

Kurt

What are you so scared of?

Besides you sneaking a peak at my junk?

Kurt

Oh yeah, every straight guys nightmare that all us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well guess what, hamhog? You're not my type.

Is that right?

Kurt

Yeah. I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are gonna be bald by the time they're 30.

[holds up fist] Do not push me Hummel.

Kurt

You gonna hit me? Do it.

[angrier] Don't push me!

Kurt

Hit me cause it's not gonna change the way I am. You can't punch the gay out of me more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!

GET OUTTA MY FACE!

Kurt

You are nothing but a little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!

[kisses Kurt then attempts to kiss Kurt again and is pushed away] UGH! [leaves the locker room leaving Kurt shocked]

Blaine

He's not coming out anytime soon. [saw Kurt flopped down on the stair] What's going on? Why are you so upset?

Kurt

Because, up until yesterday I have never been kissed.

Mercedes

You'll forget all about it at bowling.

Kurt

I can't. Blaine asked me to hang out.

Holly

[walks in the choir room and slides the buttered floor]

Artie

Oh what the hell?

Holly

Hola classe. Nothing says buenos días like a buttered floor.

Kurt

[walks in and slips]

Kurt

On the count of three, name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover. 1...2...3!

[together] Marion Cotillard!

Blaine

[gushes] Oh my god, stop it!

Kurt

I know, I know. She's AMAZING!

Blaine

She's amazing!

Kurt

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...

Blaine

Gay, gay...

Kurt

Oh my god, I opened my mouth and a little purse fell out! How'd that get there?

Blaine

That's so gay!

TOTS!

Kurt

Oh, my God.

Kurt

It's the fear that's the worst. I never know when it's coming. I can't concentrate. I don't feel like I'm part of the school. I feel like I'm in a horror movie where this creature follows me around terrifying me and there's nothing I can do about it? You don't know what's going on in this kid's head. You don't know what he's capable of.

Will

What does that mean?

Kurt

Nothing. Maybe I'm overreacting.

Sue

Lady, if this kid lays a finger on you, I will expel him faster than a Thai take-out place can read back your order. Okay? But until that happens, I'm genuinely sorry to say this, there's nothing legally I or the school board can do.

Will

Come on Kurt. We're gonna be late for rehearsal.

Kurt

[Gets his bag and begins to leave but stops and turns to Sue] You know when you call me lady, that's bullying. And it's really hurtful.

Sue

I'm sorry, I thought that was your name. As an apology I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, or Tickle Me Doughface.

Kurt

I guess I'll go with Porcelain.

Sue

Damn, totally wanted Tickle Me Doughface.

Finn

Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?

Kurt

That's why we feed them glitter.

Santana

Where were you, Finn?

Finn

Still out on the field, okay? I totally would have given him a beat-down if I'd been there.

Mercedes

The fact is, it shouldn't have gone down without you, Finn. You should have been leading the charge.

Kurt

[softly] Lay off Finn, everyone. It isn't his problem. It's none of your problems, actually. But thank you for what you did. Especially Sam.

Burt

What the hell was that?

Kurt

It's nothing, Dad.

Burt

That wasn't nothing. That guy was making fun of you. What the hell's his name?

Finn

Tell him.

Burt

Tell me what?

Finn

Tell him, or I will.

Kurt

His name's Dave Karofsky. He's been harassing me for a few weeks now.

Burt

Harassing you how?

Kurt

Just shoving me and giving me a hard time.

Burt

There's more. There's something else you're not telling me.

Kurt

He threatened to kill me.

So let me ask you...why would Kurt make that up?

Maybe he likes me.

Kurt

[opens his eyes wide]

Burt

I think we're wasting our time here. [to Sue] It's your job to protect people.

Finn

What the hell, dude? How about you talk with me about this first?

Kurt

I'm sorry Finn, but there's nothing to talk about. Karofsky's coming back tomorrow, so that means I won't be.

Sam

We can protect you.

Seriously. We can form a perimeter around you, like the Secret Service.

Finn

Yeah.

Kurt

The only thing that can really protect me is what they have at Dalton: a zero-tolerance no bullying policy.

Rachel

You need something much more personal than that. This is about you. Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?

Kurt

No.

Rachel

I do. Finn throwing himself into the grave out of grief and all of the heartfelt speeches and regrets.

Kurt

That's insane.

Rachel

Clearly, no one in the Glee Club appreciates me. Is it so wrong for me to fantasize about them finally realizing how amazing I am, but it being too late?