Kurt Hummel quotes from Glee

Kurt

Trust me on this. I've been planning weddings since I was 2. My Power Rangers have gotten married and divorced in so many combinations it's like they're Fleetwood Mac.

Kurt

I can't go back to being terrified all the time. I jump up every time a locker slams shut. I flinch whenever I turn the corner. I don't feel safe at this school.

Kurt

I don't want you near me.

Kurt

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt

[to barista] I do believe I have a new favorite holiday. [laughs]

Kurt

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.

Kurt

I don't doubt that you and Blaine would have a JOLLY good time, shopping at Burberry's and arguing who would make the best Rum-Tum-Tugger. But there's something you and Blaine will never have, and that's chemistry.

Kurt

Blaine is the first of a long line of conflicted men that you will date, that will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals.

Kurt

[to Blaine] How are we gonna win Regionals if I have the sexual appeal of a baby penguin?

Kurt

I've tried watching those movies but I just get horribly depressed and I think about how they were all kids once, and how they all have mothers and - God, what would their mothers think of them and WHY would you get that tattoo there?

Kurt

Can I be really honest with you.. because it comes from a place of caring? Been there, done that!

Kurt

Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.

Kurt

A Latina Eve Harrington. Okay if you are going to be gay, you simply must know who that is.

Kurt

I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.

Kurt

[to Blaine] I'll never say goodbye to you.