Kurt Hummel quotes from Glee

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[to Rachel] Oh, how I've missed your insanity.

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They weren't speaking to each other. Not even pass the non-dairy creamer.

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I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan-- Santana.

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So they did by secret ballot! I'm one big anonymous practical joke.

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(to Blaine) I'm going to show them that it doesn't matter if they are yelling at me or whispering behind my back, they can't touch me. They can't touch us or what we have.

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Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton.

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I see how miserable you are Dave. I could just hate you when you were bullying me but now all i see is your pain. (whispers) And you don't have to torture yourself this.

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I'm not saying you should come out tomorrow but maybe soon the moment will arise when you can.

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Jesse St. James totally Jesse St. Sucks.

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[after Rachel finishes singing] She may be difficult but, boy, can she sing. [stands up and claps] BRAVO! [Santana pushes him to sit back down]

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[to Rachel] We have to go in. Strike that. We have to break in.

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Why is that T-Rex eating that Jew?

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I want my senior year to be magic and the only way that's going to happen is if I get to spend every minute of every day with you.

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I got written permission from the woman herself, Miss Rachel Berry.

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Ten years from now, you'll be thinking about the friends you had and the ones you just tossed aside.