Kurt Hummel quotes from Glee

Kurt

There's a burgeoning Facebook campaign that has swelled to over FIVE members. Their ardent demand? That this week, at the fall homecoming assembly, the McKinley High School Glee Club perform a number by -- wait for it -- Ms. Britney Spears!

Kurt

Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

Kurt

Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I'd go to church. And the reason I don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people. Or women. Or science.

Kurt

On the day of my Mom's funeral, when they were lowering her body into the ground, I was crying. I mean that was it. It was the last time I was ever going to see her. And I remember I looked up my dad, and I just wanted to him to say something, just something to make me feel like my whole world wasn't over. And he just took my hand and squeezed it and I just knowing that those hands here to take care of me, that was enough. This is for my dad.

Kurt

I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. It's so Christ-chic. I hope our genuflection to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky doesn't take too long...

Kurt

I'm sorry about the other day, Dad. I should have let those guys pray for you. It wasn't about me, it was about you, and it was nice. I don't believe in God, Dad, but I believe in you. And I believe in us. You and me – that's what's sacred to me. And I'm sorry that I never got to tell you that. Dad, I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere.

Kurt

I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. It's so Christ-chic. I hope our genuflection to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky doesn't take too long.

Kurt

I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.

Kurt

Only the most talented member of Glee club - myself. When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Kurt

Don't worry, I'm not going to go all Shawshank on you.

Kurt

I'm shaking and it's either from low blood sugar or rage. It was only a matter of time before Rachel tried to take over Glee club.

Kurt

You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

Kurt

Ms. Holiday's right. Mr. Schuester's set list sometimes makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.

Kurt

I will take care of it from here. I have a trunk full of wedding magazines hidden under my bed. I'm thinking of a russet and cognac theme. Those are colours, Finn. Fall wedding colors.

Kurt

Long story short – you're having a Glee wedding!