Why are we running?
58 seats, 62 Koreans!
S6I Get a Sidekick out of You
Alright Calamity Jane, lets get you to bed.
S6Super Cool Party People
Is there something long and sharp sticking out of my head?
No.
Well I want there to be. There is an effect. I need a cause.
The cause was ten giant shots of tequila honey.
I've seen you wasted before but never like this. I mean we had you guzzling coffee but it just made you energetically wasted.
So now, what did I do in front of the camera?
Well when you spotted the videographer, you got suddenly very excited to film your audition tape for America's Next Top Model.
Oh My God!
Yeah
I thought that was a dream!
It wasn't
The posing, the strutting, the inappropriate gyrating?
All caught on video and several of Zack's friend's camera phones.
Why didn't you stop me?
I tried. We all tried. But you were on a mission. You kept saying "I'm not here to make friends! I wanna win!" And then after that...
There's an after that?
You tried to start a limbo contest a poker game, and a secret club for super cool party people only. None of those things really took off especially the limbo considering your choice of limbo sticks was Zacks..
[chiming in] great uncle's cane! Oh yeah, Is he ok?
He stumbled but we caught him. He's fine!
So is that all? Anything else I need to worry about?
Nope, after you crowned yourself arm-wrestling champion of the world Christopher and Rory scooped you up and got you home.
Super cool party people bid you super cool adieu!!
[Lorelai gives her a puzzled look]
That's how you were saying goodbye to people at the wedding.
Super.
That's what it is. Constitution face.
I brought you something
Aww did you steal me the constitution cuz that could be the start of a really dumb movie.
It's from Amish country. These little Amish girls hand make them.
Aww it's adorable. Patti look. An amish voodoo doll.
It's just a doll the Amish don't put faces on their dolls or pins in them.
Oh well it's my doll now. What the Amish don't know won't hurt them, unless of course I want to hurt them.
Forget it. I don't know how to read charts yet. I could tell you everything I know about the dominant and recessive genes of a fruit fly but God forbid I learn how to read a chart until I'm a 4th year surgical resident.
Marsha! Fabulous. You look like Sophia Loren.
MMarsha
I was going for Vanessa Minnillo on MTV.
Oh yea, I love her music.
MMarsha
She's a VJ.
AApril
Purple. I'm obsessed with purple. Probably because I'm obsessed with Harold and the Purple Crayon. I know I'm too old but it's still like one of my all time favorite books.
That's ok. I'm too old for US Weekly. Never stopped me.
S6Driving Miss Gilmore
How can you possibly say she looks better with the dark hair?
She did. The blonde just seemed like she was trying to be her sister.
The dark hair makes it look like she's trying too hard not to look like her sister. Plus, she does not have the nose for dark hair.
What does that mean?
Dark hair is like a giant light-up arrow pointing to what is wrong with you. Blonde hair-- it all sort of blends in a haze of beige.
Well I told you not to serve spaghetti and meatballs. They always fight when you serve spaghetti and meatballs.
That's not true.
We fight just as much when we have Chinese food.
Can we please talk about something besides food?
What? Starvation? Scurvy? the Donner Party?
Personally, I like you with glasses.
It's that whole, dirty librarian thing, right dad?
[Michel jogging in place]
For the last two weeks I've been drinking 2% Milk in my coffee every single day!!
Insert gasp here.
That's two full weeks of two cups of coffee every day. It used to be one cup but then the coffee started tasting so good I added an afternoon jolt. And now I've found out that I've been consuming an extra billion calories a day.
At least it's not affecting your ability to do math. [To Sookie] Isn't this bouncing bothering you?
It was but now it's like having a Beyoncè video on.
I could bake it into brownies.
But then what would we do with the brownies?
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