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Gilmore Girls · Season 6

Gilmore Girls Season 6 quotes

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S6Driving Miss Gilmore

No mom, that's not a car, that's a rap video set.

I ordered it especially because it's got the darkest windows available. They said its the car that Jay-Z uses when he's in town. I assume that's some sort of entertainer.They kept telling me it's got bulletproof windows. As if that's a selling point!

Maureen this is my daughter Lorelai. She has a headache. They tend to make her babble.

MMaureen

Oh I'm sorry. Would you like some aspirin?

Oh no thanks I'm ok. I've had the headache for 38 years.

S6Partings

You're grounded!

Sorry, Mom! Kimmy saw this guy at the mall, who was a total Chachi and he bought us a Slurpee and we totally lost track of time.

I called you twice! I left messages. I called the national guard, who didn't answer because they're all in Baghdad.

Well, I just checked my messages.

I won't be ignored, Dan!

Well... I... I don't know... You know half the time people speak to me I'm thinking about Baryshnikov. Did you see Turning Point?

No.

Oh, that man was so beautiful.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Pure sex. Walking. Or flying actually. That man could fly. Have you ever thought of taking dance?

Me? No.

Oh, maybe you might wanna think about it. There's nothing sexier than a man in tights.

Yeah, I'm sure that's true. Look, can you just tell Lorelai I came by?

Oh, of course I will, honey.

Thanks. Stop imagining me in tights, Patty.

It's a free country, honey!

What's this?

Don't touch that!

Oh my God! It's weapons of mass destruction! Quick! Get the president on the phone! If he's not in the oval office, try the ice cream room!

LLinny

So, what are you gonna do? Only you can make you wait. Nobody else can. You need to decide what you want and what you're willing to give up to get it. And then you've got to be okay with that. Or you've got to be okay with waiting.

I could lose him if I push too hard.

LLinny

You don't really seem to have him now, at least not the way you want to have him. You won't get anything unless you ask for it. Then if you ask for it and you don't get it, maybe it wasn't worth having in the first place. Some things are just never meant to be. No matter how much we wish they were.

I can only imagine what you could do if you had a couch.

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