[Michel jogging in place]
For the last two weeks I've been drinking 2% Milk in my coffee every single day!!
Insert gasp here.
That's two full weeks of two cups of coffee every day. It used to be one cup but then the coffee started tasting so good I added an afternoon jolt. And now I've found out that I've been consuming an extra billion calories a day.
At least it's not affecting your ability to do math. [To Sookie] Isn't this bouncing bothering you?
It was but now it's like having a Beyoncè video on.
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