“Driving Miss Gilmore” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (7), Emily Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (2), Sookie St. James (2), Richard Gilmore (2), Michel Gerard (1), Jackson Melville (1)
How can you possibly say she looks better with the dark hair?
She did. The blonde just seemed like she was trying to be her sister.
The dark hair makes it look like she's trying too hard not to look like her sister. Plus, she does not have the nose for dark hair.
What does that mean?
Dark hair is like a giant light-up arrow pointing to what is wrong with you. Blonde hair-- it all sort of blends in a haze of beige.
Well I told you not to serve spaghetti and meatballs. They always fight when you serve spaghetti and meatballs.
That's not true.
We fight just as much when we have Chinese food.
Can we please talk about something besides food?
What? Starvation? Scurvy? the Donner Party?
Personally, I like you with glasses.
It's that whole, dirty librarian thing, right dad?
[Michel jogging in place]
For the last two weeks I've been drinking 2% Milk in my coffee every single day!!
Insert gasp here.
That's two full weeks of two cups of coffee every day. It used to be one cup but then the coffee started tasting so good I added an afternoon jolt. And now I've found out that I've been consuming an extra billion calories a day.
At least it's not affecting your ability to do math. [To Sookie] Isn't this bouncing bothering you?
It was but now it's like having a Beyoncè video on.
I could bake it into brownies.
But then what would we do with the brownies?
Plus I think he had a gun in his pocket.
Maybe he was just happy to see you.
No mom, that's not a car, that's a rap video set.
I ordered it especially because it's got the darkest windows available. They said its the car that Jay-Z uses when he's in town. I assume that's some sort of entertainer.They kept telling me it's got bulletproof windows. As if that's a selling point!
Maureen this is my daughter Lorelai. She has a headache. They tend to make her babble.
Oh I'm sorry. Would you like some aspirin?
Oh no thanks I'm ok. I've had the headache for 38 years.
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